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Lineker @ HT Only an Italian could set up an English Team to play for Penalties against The Germans

Ah ha so we have a Saint commentating with Martin Tyler... It's Michael Owen. Goddam Chelsea, it's 12:37am & I have a monster busy work day 2mro Helluva a day to give up glue sniffing

Osbourne, Nautica HTH

OK so who is co-commentator We have Martin & Michael WHO? Good studio line up tho Hoddle Shearer Hargreaves with Lineker in the chair

So a DISSOLVED CVA sounds to me AWFULLY like a CVA will no longer exist Which sounds to me like No CVA Which sounds to me as if they exited Admin without a CVA

Do you ever wonder if a Camel looks down at it's feet and says "Damn I have pussy toe"?

Well any other poster would have had an Interesting Stomach ache, but seeing as you are Thedulldays, what do you expect?

Quite a few posters have got the Hump of late so just for them http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCZO9xeYA8g&feature=player_detailpage

this To be honest signing a fit 29/30 year old version of him for our first season back in PL would not be a bad call

WTF??? So we go through another season without a "proper" "quality" RM??

Why do you never remember you got a paper cut until 30 seconds after you put your fingers into a jar of Pickled Chillies? And how the HELL do you stop it hurting like HELL?

Damn I failed miserably. I absolutely HATE Soap operas and pride myself on never having watched an episode of EE's Corry or the like. I already had a family And why the hell would anyone want to drive an Audi (other than the A1 1.4L which I had as a rental car on hols in Italy last year) Otherwise, the list is pretty obvious gang

Totally us. Due to SRL gone to Pool for 20 mil in Jan as they try (unsuccessfully) to stay up. NA gone to Villa next week for a Million a week and replaced by Guardiola who finds out that his lack of twitter level English is an issue with the squad Kelvin unfortunately breaks his leg saving the penalty that means Team GB won the Gold and Forecast was a disaster after all other keepers refuse to pay the car park charges hence our bad early season form/ Jaidi recalled after Forte signs to Man U in August to replace Rio. (His name is Rio and he watches from the stands) AL is arrested after a wild night out in Bompey with LLS and is never the same again Oh so us, Pool & Villa

BGT, a dancing Dog American Idol, Joshua Ledet singing a Man's World wasn't good enough for the Finale. Go figure

HUGE news down here this week. OSN have won the rights to show the Olympics. It is the first time since I came here in 1993 that the TV rights have been on a Satellite Provider that MOST of us actually have access to. I'm actually now starting to get interested, the ONLY Olympic coverage I have been able to see in ALL those years had been on Sky News. This year FINALLY I will have it on 4 channels and with ENGLISH commentary! WOOT If you still want tickets James Pearce on Twitter keeps posting links IF you know anyone in EU. (ie PM one of the expats in EU and go get some)

Chinny's back. Pretty sure we'll see all the high earners volunteering to leave on free transfers over the summer and take wage cuts at their new clubs. Specially as this was taken by Security Cameras on TBH's front lawn this afternoon. Let's face it, there is Employment Law, there are the Bosman Regulations, there is the immuatable English Civil Law of Contracts. Then there are Mack/Mero About 15 months ago, I and others URGED you to start Plan B. In the past months us and many others have pointed out that this year you could have been celebrating promotion on your journey back up the Pyramid. Your indecision has wasted two years of the Journey (as you are too late for this coming Season) Stop faffing about, YOU real fans know what is happening, don't get all protesty about Chinny, get the slate wiped clean and earn some respect from Football, because things REALLY ain't gonna get better

I do hope you'd been to Friday Brunch before you posted that

I've never worked out what RLSGM means Honest

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/consumertips/banking/9272978/Santander-is-my-bank-account-safe.html Contagion? Just a reminder that one of the UK's big banks is Spanish. Spansih Banks are wobbly, what could that mean to the average saver article.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/9273396/Queen-of-Disco-Donna-Summer-thought-she-became-ill-after-inhaling-911-particles.html A victim of 9/11? She thought it was possible. Very sad condolences to her family

You forgot to add that he is a damned fine golfer and loves the courses down here. He also buys rounds of beer after golf

Sad news that. Last time I saw her was on an American Idol finale a few years back. Will never forget her album Love to Love you Baby (showing my age) - was just the perfect ****ing track back in my Yoof

GM is the most vocal on that subject. Thing is though Turkish you guys hear about the positives, but you never get to hear the negatives and there are zillions of them (PB's thread covered quite a few from the Yanks)

Spain is really in a mess even IF they tried to stay in, the Greek issue has made everyone re-look at what they are owed by the PIIGS - your local banks are owed over a Trillion across Europe,so when Spain tries to borrow more they are getting slaughtered at what are Ocean Finance Rates for Governments.

Kingsland Tavern, Mates house for a bucketful, then Salisbury - Old Ale House, Deacons, Asia Restaurant, Deacons, then the land of pain next morning, but who gave a damn