dubai_phil

Yes, but please be warned I already have that job at Glasto for the TSW Massive Cider Bus Rendesvous, so best double check you don't recycle the same bad jokes as me. You know, what is Gaelic for f\/ck? - Golf.

Nick ffs you are OLD. You KNOW how this ends. It isn't about the buy out, it is about the "We did everything in our power but STILL couldn't save Nottarfkrap" but we look forward to playing our games at HMS Daedelus (sic) / Havant & Waterlooville / Thorney Island / Brighton

Dear Pap. Excellent post. Missing Conspiracy theories though. Also just as the whole of POland is joining the #globalsfc massive it really makes no long term increase in Commercial revenue sense

Thing is obviously Tokes had taken his Deppo alter ego as far as he could and needed a reboot. He'd already created the Bear, he'd lurked on the PTS and seen the eloquence of RB and realized he needed to up his game. It was an easy call to make, he was bloked (sic) off from all other avenues because SaintBletch had the Monopoly on Lad reality & I had already cornered the market in irrlevance with the Golf inputs, Turkish had nailed the Fashion sector & Eric had nailed the ****ed up . Thank God Supermikey hung around to cover the Teen Angst segment of the market & Alps to cover the Paranoia

Holy Krap Tokes. THAT is where my 1998 Champ D'elysse (whatever) World Cup Final Traffic Cone went.... I recognise the Dent... Dude, with vote grabbing skills like yours you should call "Me Dave" and give him some advice

We will push on. We will become a CL club, We will transfer the Technology of our Academy around the globe so that we have 100 Academies sending the best of the world to us and those that aren't PL ready will be sent to MLS or J & A League or even La Liga. (All Ralph has to do is find the second part of the business plan in a second hand filing cabinet that NC probably threw out because it didn't have Gucci on the front of it - first part worked alright eh Ralphie baby?)

Windows. I really respect you as a poster on here but that statement is complete tosh. Which makes the rest of your points invalid So how much have the Liebherrs put in? (I am sure MLG will come along and tell us how much the debt to equity swap was) NC was having meetings while we were in the Championship and asking double our market value (ie more than the Liebherrs had put in) and trust me that figure was WAY less than the combined current media values of LS AL & JRod let ALONE the rest of the Infrastructure. I value your inputs, and I rarely have a pop back at a fellow poster but this annoyed me mate, sorry

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^ just noticed the time on this - you spent all last night thinking that one up didn't you Was worth the effort, nice one

I'll have a pint of what you're drinking. Can I send DHL round? Now that WOULD be funny. How much fun it'll be trawling the threads of the last week and :smirking:

Won't be in my possession until September. So can't help. Think more WAG access than Sunny Fanesson

Interesting, perhaps they should add Southampton to their world tour. Everyone connected with the place at the moment seems http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZyVZFJGX5g

Yet..........

Love you PM . I now promise to repay you with behind the scenes PM's on the REALLY big story coming your way in late September.

There is one line in that article which will make somebody turn in their grave... Franchising out the Academy Model.... Now where did he find THAT idea then? FFS

Actually, it has been almost pleasant reading the paranoia at our melt down on here this past week. Without the interjections of a few.

Find it most entertaining that a club without a manager are trying to sign players. Jeez could you imagine the uproar on here if MP left & Les was wandering around signing players left right and centre.

Dear Tokes. Stop infecting my PM inbox with granny porn. Now be useful and find a porn pic of Una Foden for us. FFS stop living in the past and get up to date.

Equally, a wise press officer would do very well to make sure that all 3 of our Lions are fully aware of the Charlie Miller story before they head off....

Uh not necessarily. IF he had a row, it is an equal possibility that he ordered a new kit from someone else before he was resigned. The Board have then simply spent 3 months trying to get out of both messes.

If only we were owned by the fans, none of this would have happened.

It does take 29 days transit time for a Container from Shanghai to Southampton.

Not hole, bunker, One really is not allowed to receive PM's like that without a SWAT team smashing down the doors and sentencing you to death by Subway

Did someone mention Tiger?

Oh bless we all know what happens when he goes back to his Spiritual home(s)