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Scientists have developed a new fabric that ends Camel Toes http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2511097/Is-end-embarrassing-camel-toe-BodiBase-pants-launched-Belfast-inventor.html As a lasting memorial to this sad day. I feel it is only right that TMS regulars with unfettered & unrestricted Internet access create a final Golden Thread of the greatest Toes. Over to you Oh and real ones gang we get enough of these types

Oh sweet will check the skies later. I am still PMSL about the Typhoon in Dubai Tweets from this morning causing chaos! My signal was fine btw although had annoying sound interference from time to time from something called a Chappellie

The Lock Box is the Godsend. Also means you have a DRY change of clothes and at least some washing facilities and with careful management (or take a UPS) you can recharge phones overnight. Oh and a Gas Fridge so you can have a Full English and have proper Milk for Tea & Coffee every morning is pretty bloody useful

Sweet. We have our planning meeting next Wednesday to make sure the VW Camper is up to it if not we have a 2/3 berth and a big tent organised. Yeah, we're BOUND to meet up at yours, not like there are many fields or anything to choose from

Yep nice way to wake up in the morning Need to get Haddin out though

Oh and FFS I pay 150 quid a year for Satellite which gave sports coverage (different for Footie). Cricket in there has been included for the past 10 years or so. This year? They have a new Cricket Channel so had to pay 40 farking quid for the Ashes coverage from Aus groan grumble Meanwhile should we have a sweepstake on when our Mittel Europ expert comes on to tell us we are gonna get our asses whipped down there?

Ages ago, when MLT scored his screamer against Tim Flowers & Blackburn I was sitting at the Gabba with no idea of the result, but wearing a Saints Shirt. 20 minutes before the start of play I get a tap on my shoulder & a couple of "locals: also in Saints kit were telling me all about the goal. Remains one of my most unexpected but pleasant "Random bumping into Saints fans" ever. Thanks to Corky & a tropical storm we held out for a draw

Played in Gibraltar's first ever proper International last night and held Slovakia to a 0-0 draw http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2510502/Danny-Higginbotham-hails-Gibraltar-draw-great-result.html Gave 110% for us and doing it again now. Dune will be ecstatic

Midnight now here after crazy busy day Starts at 4am. Hmmm Weekend? only issue will be Saturday when we beat the Arse and go mental & drink too much

Naked female Weather presenters letting us know it could be a bit blowy out tonight just has all the wrong connotations as well

OK which one of you lot commented in the Fail

Damn beaten to the new thread by the minutes it took me to look up if she was on a Satellite Channel as well

I tried out the Ugly for a month or so, but they are seriously lacking in their knowledge of golf, so a total waste of space. I mean they thought Billy Foster was still Lee's caddy FFS

Nah, just a duet

Nah he was here all weekend watching the DPWTC in Corporate. Security were worried if he came out into the real world someone would deck him The Carrick pic on TMS was just for you though

Now go check his tweets & see where he spent this past weekend and work out how he could have been talked into that idea

Totally agree with this and (not being in my usual Dubai Saints Pub) everyone else watching the game agreed

Blimey. You don't think she ^ could be If so I gotta start watching this TV malarky

Paging Window Cleaner. Window Cleaner to the main board please

I think we should all spare a moment this evening to send our thanks down the M27 on behalf of World Football. Yes, tonight, that footballing Powerhouse that is Dune's promised land make their International Debut against Slovakia in their new adopted home stadium in the Algarve in Portugal. Besides their inclusion into the Euro 2012 Qualification next year, we can also congratulate their Premier Division and celebrate the fact that the likes of Lincoln and Manchester United will be playing in the Champions League and Europa Cup next year Let us give thanks to that plucky band who really brought Team Gib to the attention of the footballing world http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-rocked-by-gibraltar-1-4081875 Good luck to Danny Higginbottam from nutjobs everywhere!

Two big updates today. Firstly the "Slaves" are building a giant replica of female genitalia http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/the-accidental-vagina-design-for-qatars-first-2022-world-cup-stadium-released-8947447.html Oh THAT is gonna hurt them. http://america.aljazeera.com/articles/2013/11/17/amnesty-internationalqatarfailingtoenforceitsownlawslaborlaws.html Amnesty International now pointing out the failures in their systems. Nice one Sepp

FFS Bearsy, you're gonna be taking up Golf next

Hmm, an upside down Doc? http://www.news.com.au/national/nationals-mp-george-christensen-puts-up-a-motion-for-the-lower-house-to-formally-request-that-the-bbc-film-next-dr-who-series-here/story-fncynjr2-1226762795923 Well, he DID come to Dubai with a London Bus, so why not? Could be a huge money spinner for the Beeb, get foreign nations to pay for him to film there... Ah no that won't work, it's the Beeb

From their performances on the pitch it would appear not

I'm keeping my powder dry on JFK until next week's 2 day non stop History & Discovery Channel Conspiracy Fest. Meanwhile http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2509626/Brittany-Murphys-father-believes-husband-poisoned-death-government-spooks.html I have a pretty big question on this one, who the hell was Brittnay Murphy? Shouldn't they have gone after Ms Spears?