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No, I told you that TONIGHT was check out the fitteh's night. All the chicks from the European Tour Office will be falling at my feet with my tales of meh you know the score. But yes camera in tow blagged invite in pocket and will dish the dirt on the Wags and wannabees tomorrow.

The latest comment on that DT article is a cracker

So you quite like them then? Mrs D_P got all excited yesterday when she heard that Europe were playing here next week.... Talk of them being big when she was a kid yadda yadda. Took her about 3 hours to suddenly come to the point Oh they only actually had 2 hits and I can't remember the second one. 60 Quid a ticket??? FFS So meh will wait until Arcade Fire are no longer "happening", they'll turn up here in about 4 years then (or Glasto next summer)

Seeing as it is the 50th Anniversay of the Kennedy assassination, you'll all have the chance to watch HUNDREDS of hours of TV about it. The History & Discovery Channels & their spin offs over here have been advertising it for weeks. Enjoy. Meanwhile, there is obviously a New World Order of some description. Maybe not the version in that list but the Ruling Elite in UK, the insane Policy decisions destroying the EU periphery, the Rich get richer and the rest of us are just

They seem to gush everyday about us Adam's story Actually another good read http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2501320/Adam-Lallana-blossoms-time-Englands-World-Cup-2014-campaign.html

To be fair, Aussie Saint is doing a superb job in starting to bring us overseas fans together. We have started to link up our FB & Twitter pages #globalsfc so it is worth checking out whether there is any Danish Saints group yet. Now that we have the groups, it is easier for fans to share information or to have access to tickets from friends or families. The club are also starting to look at this as there are starting to be communication and possible articles in match day programmes coming up. I know from here in Dubai we have managed to help out some Russkie & Singapore Saints and the spirit of co-operation is growing. I understand the dynamics involved behind the scenes to try to start to bring us all together into a more official capacity (like the London Saints group) but from what I see it IS starting. Check out the overseas saints posts for more info and even if you THINK you are the only fan in Denmark you may be surprised, we now get around 30 fans each week, but have around 1,000 followers on Twitter, the Aussies are up into being REALLY organised with groups in each City, trips to A League games and EVEN an annual Dinner. We're a bit behind that but plan our first fully official event - the 40 points party In worst case? give me a PM, will try and help out but a tad busy next 6 days with the whole Golf thing down here

From a different angle. As an England fan, who would YOU rather have at DM in Brazil? Gerrard/Lampard/Carrick/Cleverly or Morgan

The higher we rise, the more they will give us sh1t when we fall.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/golf/article-2500728/Lee-Westwood-wins-Atlantis-Golf-Challenge-Dubai.html There you go

OK done that, took a lot of logistics to find a mate to hold the camera. To be fair, he did say 1) Sod Barry he can negotiate his own discount 2) Up yours, after this, "I'll wear whatever I can get round my swollen nuts" Have a nice day

Oi, leave my mate out of this. It was Heston Bloomingsanitarytowel who screwed up Little Chef

http://www.europeantour.com/europeantour/season=2013/tournamentid=2013090/news/newsid=211999.html There's the first one of the week. Tomorrow is "Operation Gate Crash the Players Party" Then the NC is gonna be annoyed announcement on Wednesday and the Royal Wave 8:35am your time Thursday. Only thing left is to knee Poulter in the nuts while taking a photo of it for Barry. Gonna try and sort that one tomorrow for him, can't say I am too happy about getting close up to that part of him, would rather pass that task over to the Bear or maybe Ladyboy Saint.

Oh God it's contagious. ANOTHER poster on TMS using the word Sensible in a post.

If you're coming down to watch him influence a game from oop north Barry I think you'd find renting the private jet more convenient, the Ferry may be a bit slow. (Although with all the rain you guys have had of late...) I'll have a word with Poulter tomorrow & see if I can get you a discount with Netjets

You may be onto something Tokes. He's never really been the same since the middle of the review of (was it the 3rd book) 50 Shades of Grey. I've just done a google search to see whether all that exposure to that Domination stuff could have rubbed off on him. Although I cannot actually open any links (I get that annoying "We will come to your house and shoot you if you click on this page again" message in Arabic) perhaps in this Google Search link you could find some more evidence as to what has happened to the Bear? http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=dominatrix+feminisation&ei=UTF-8&fr=moz35 (note to invisimod, as I am unable to open any of those links due to the UAE's Proxy Server & Decency Laws I am unable to confirm what any of them are about or whether any of them may be NSFW or worse. I simply googled various combinations of Man, Bear, turning into a woman. and then found the link I have posted here My apologies for any offence)

Totally agree Spudders, and point well made. I blame myself really, I do think I have let the side down of late, I've been very lax in my retelling of all tales Golfing/Bullfrog drinking. I guess Bearsy must be cut up by that and has taken to actually following football as a result. I do promise to try harder in future

Some people really know how to spoil Alpine's day.

That would REALLY upset old saggychops.... Not only missed out on the England job to Woy, but also missed out on being the first England Manager to oversee the transfer of a player into the squad. #wotnowindow@internationallevel

We did debate that some time ago and think that was the consensus, but nice to see MP having a pop at the French and backing one of his players with a dash of originality

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2499033/Steven-Gerrard-Daniel-Sturridge-Michael-Carrick-England-injury-doubts.html Door opens further for JRod & Adam Or... JRod only gets called up as the last English striker (apart from SRL) still actually playing football

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2499711/Morgan-Schneiderlin-play-England-warns-Southampton-boss-Mauricio-Pochettino.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490 This is starting to get just a little bit silly now Must be a Saints Fan working at The Fail with all this stuff coming out

How different was it? Well, fans would queue up to get in as soon as the gates opened at around 1pm on a match day (none of this 2:50pm of SMS) The first time you were tall enough to actually stand in the middle of the Milton Road end (with the Muppets) in their Crombies & DM's even though your Mum would have killed you if she knew. Wagon Wheels and Bovril. Rain running down the back of your neck and someones p1ss running down the back of your leg. Smoking a cigarette during the game and stubbing it out on the back of a Coppers' Coat. Kids would know their Dad/Grandad loved them because they would get a little wooden stool to stand on. A crowd so aggressive and loud, yet would part like Moses himself had commanded it to let another nipper get to the front. European Football when the UEFA Cup MEANT something. It started to change when the Cages went up, then after Hillsborough it had to become all seater, it could still be loud but not 32,000 people loud. Oh and the Club Shop probably the size of your average new Persimmon En Suite Bathroom. People climbing trees in the Archers road to try and sneak a view when we were sold old. The Supporters Club with it's Double Diamond, Lager and fans drinking Light & Brown Ale mixers with their soggy Pie for lunch. And the whole crowd singing in unison - You'll never make the Station... Yeah it was brilliant. It changed. We changed. IF you want to know what it was like then a trip down to Nott Arf would give a poor but passable impression (minus the crowd & atmosphere) Thank God we moved

Think you & I share the same views Oldnick. I kind of feel I want to be walking round wearing a T-Shirt that says I'm a Saints fan WTF is going on? It'll take a long while to make me want that to be a wash twice cheapie from Primark instead of a Fred Perry

Yeah you take it easy mate you've got a bloody important job at 12:35pm Thursday. Meanwhile, actually we probably ARE in the Title Race. Mainly as the team that takes the most points off us will win the title so we're a definite factor. I'll be happy with 2nd. BUT, what I am LOVING about us at the moment is that not ONE Saints Interview talks about anything other than focusing on the next game. We stated our Aims (people laughed) but since then it is ONLY about the next game, nobody is talking top 10, Top 4 or Title, just the next game. God how many interviews would Lowe/Wilde/Crouch/Execs have given by now with this run Oh and still in touch with the Top 4 at the turn of the year? Well how about US being linked with top players from the smaller clubs around us? instead of the other way round for a change

OK gang the moment you've ALL been waiting for. (Your ITK guide to things that will happen later this week just to annoy Turks) (All timings UK) Wednesday 6am and Viral on the web by about 1pm The Man from Atlantis Swiss Watches meh sometime Wednesday And the BIG one Thursday 08:35am (Sky Sports) That last one is my mates giving you all a wave. Bit of a row, with them considering they were using my Brand Name but sorry gang they can't do Gold or Black for some reason so they agreed a 3 Lions scheme (As long as Eric doesn't screw up) Tomorrow will start the fitteh / WAG reporting for you. None of that will make sense this evening but I'll do my Dynamo Impression and add the links on the day they happen I bet you're all gonna be moist with - well, the rain moving in from Cornwall this evening