Johnny Bognor

So with the largest number of seats and share of the vote it looks like a tory-lib pact. I blame Sue personally.

While we are on the subject of parliamentary candidates, this has just come out: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/election_2010/8650411.stm Whoops!! :smt043:smt043:smt043:smt043:smt043

Where? Actually, it has now been edited, thought it deserved a thread of its own. Come on ANS, take your red tinted glasses off for a minute and admit that the bigotgate saga is funny. It's actually so funny, I am starting to feel sorry for him. WTF is that all about?

Hey Gordon, after today I thought you could do with some help for next friday. This will hopefully save you some time looking around..... http://www.pickfords.co.uk/home-moving http://www.handymoves.co.uk/?gclid=C...FRI-lAod3UOWDw http://www.uk-removal.co.uk/ http://www.getamover.co.uk/?ref=LReg...FWde4wodkAlxCw :smt043:smt043:smt043:smt043:smt043

From one calamity to another.... :smt043:smt043:smt043:smt043:smt043

Indeed, can we sack Brown now? Actually, no don't, we've got at least one more week of this. Re-runs will be on Comedy Gold for years to come.

The moment he realised that it's time to book the removal van..... LMFAO:smt043:smt043:smt043:smt043

He is not even an MP and was standing in a seat where he was unlikely to ever get elected. Add to the fact that he has been sacked, problem solved. Cameron's response appears to have been over a month ago. Try to deflect the **** from Calamity Clown as much as you like, but you are going to have to do better than that,

Come on BTF, you've got to admit it is pretty funny. He is the sort of guy that if he had the numbers for next week's lottery, he still wouldn't win anything or if he had a two-headed coin, he would call "tails" Tony Bliar must be laughing his ******** off.

... or one up the Gordon (as in Brown)

Great, I've got Dune (the extreme right), Fuengirola (the extreme left), and VFTT (the slightly left of centre). All I need is the female vote. BTF, do you want to join my new progressive party? If I can convince those 4, then there is a real future and we can once again call Britain Great. Here is a summary of my policies so far: 1. I would ditch the tory inheritance tax proposals 2. Rather than just taxing the super rich, I would off them a choice - invest in British industry / businesses or get taxed thus stimulating the economy 3. In cutting the defecit, I would look at the extra 500,000 people employed in the quangos before even thinking about front line services. Thanks to VFTT, I would look at the non-jobs in the Public Sector. 4. I would reduce employers NI in order to stimulate economic growth. When I get time, perhaps before the next election (not this one), I will draft a proper SWF manifesto.

My new one is better :smt043:smt043:smt043

GB's magic moment with subtitles. First Labour is dumped by Peppa Pig, now this :smt043

I would like to thank Gordon for inspiring me to finally change my Avatar (as the last one came about after an argument with Nineteen Canteen). NC = GB = ****

Is insulting other people a preserve of the left? Just interested, that's all. To be fair, you've got a point.

I don't remember the last time when a serving prime minister and one of the world's leaders insults one of his electorate. He trys to play the good old man of substance and a man of the people but the guy is a complete **** I don't care who gets in as long as he is dispensed with.

You make a good point here, because Clown wanted to show that he was going out to meet 'real' people (if your definition of 'real' are those pre-selected by Medelsome). Yes he has. The question now is how this will affect the outcome. In Liberal marginals (Lib-Lab) this could win Cleggy a few seats. In the Lab-Con marginals, this plays into the hands of the Tories. If last week's debate was a score draw between Clegg and Cameron, Clown has just scored an almighty own goal. Medolsome is going to have to put in some overtime to spin Labour out of this one.

Still funny though.

1247: Gordon Brown is asked by Vine about his comments towards Gillian Duffy. The prime minister says he apologises "if I said anything that is hurtful and I will apologise to her personally". Vine then plays the tape of Mr Brown's unguarded comments. The prime minister repeats his apology. It's OK everyone, he's said sorry. I hope he learns from this experience as he did from the worst financial disaster in history. I suppose when he is finally done with being PM, he will be one of the most rounded individuals on the planet and learned all of these lessons from all of his mistakes.......and even then, no-one would vote for him. Latest update 1250: While Jeremy Vine played the tape of his comments, TV cameras filmed Gordon Brown (in a studio in Manchester) with his head in his hands. Old Calamity Clown is good for comedy value alone.

Quangos first, followed by the non jobs. With a little bit of economic growth, the defecit can be significantly reduced. At this rate, I will stand for parliament if it's not too late.

There is no money in the pot(ato). We can't keep on borrowing, because it needs to be paid back. Perhaps we cut some of the quangos back, in order to chip away at the defecit. GB has made a hash of the public finances so something has to give. I would rather that the vulnerable and elderly are catered for. Someone needs to come up with something that's not half baked. Have I given you enough clues as to the type of public spending that has contibuted to the mash that we are in? In addition to the non jobs...... this current government has employed over 500,000 EXTRA people in the various quangos (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ame-power.html) since 1997. This 'army' of pen-pushers outnumbers the entire armed forces by a factor of 3 and costs 7 times as much. Do we really need those 500,000 extra pen pushers that we didn't have 13 years ago? I mean, do we really need a Potato Council that costs £6.5m a year? (I suppose in an ideal lefty world, potatoes have rights too). The dumb ****s have even created a British Potato Council website in Welsh FFS http://www.potato.org.uk/welsh-home.html. I suppose we could do away with trident and get good ole Cleggy to stockpile spuds to be lobbed at a future enemy. As far as I am concerned, front line services can be left well alone while all this Labour created bull**** is cleared up.

Thorpie, I hate to break it to you, but: Vote Labour = massive cuts Vote Lib Dem = massive cuts Vote Tory = massive cuts Hung Parliament = massive cuts (unless they can't get over the squabbling and the IMF will have to bail us out) Better get used to it. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8646612.stm It should be, "We're all in the **** together" (and that includes the Public Sector)

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Indeed the issue of 'wasted voters' is far greater than the issue of wasted votes IMO

I guess they would go for raising standards in education. We have lecturers who can't spell 'price' properly, meanwhile we have teachers who try to stove pupils heads in with dumbells.