Johnny Bognor

Face (as in 'the')

You forgot that you 1) Are not allowed in Pubs 2) Can't go to the cinema 3) Can't go to theme parks 4) Can't go nightclubbing But in return, you can have free taxis to job interviews

Have a read and you decide.... http://www.schoolforstartups.co.uk/2010/01/18/the-entrepreneurs-manifesto-declaration-of-rights-empowering-the-new-wave/ It's less about left or right and more about the right attitude at the end of the day. If this was the manifesto of a standing party, I would vote for it hands down (irrespective of previous party allegiences).

I could cope with Dave as PM and Cable in number 11.

Indeed. Shame they are not for "Proportional PR", because their current media share is far more than the other two parties when taking account of their percentage of votes. So much for a fairer Britain. If they were really for a fairer Britain, they would withdraw from the leaders debates.

You wrote.... Ha-ha - since when was the modern Labour Party left wing? To which I pointed out that the lefties of Lambeth (who are a bunch of lefty loonies) were quite happy to help out. As for who I would vote for, anyone with centre right views does not have a lot of choice.... Tory UKIP (single issue, bunch of chancers) BNP (socialists in wolves clothing) Whereas those on the left have: Labour Lib Dems Greens Respect The co-operative party If I had to choose one from the right it would be tory and if I really had to choose one from the left it would be Respect..... purely for the comedy value of giving George Galloway more air time.... don't agree with his politics, but he is one politician that makes me laugh. If Doug Richards (of Dragon's Den) stood with his Entrepreneurs Manifesto, he would definately get my vote without question.

It looks like they are going to save money by scrapping ID cards. I didn't know we had any to be fair.

Couldn't find any spelling mistakes in the education section, so all in all far more professional than the Labour manifesto.

MP..

I am told it is similar to the Hong Kong to London route, apparently.

But it happened with the assitance of the London Borough of Lambeth, that bastion of Far Right Extremism.

Citizen Smith

I would go for afc-pompey.co.uk as there is a local football team that may need it in the summer.

It's a shame looking at that. Win our game in hand + get our 10 points back and we are 2 points off of automatic promotion. That is after a dreadful start. On the plus side, auto promotion has to be the minimum target for next season.

It won't be long before employers are banned full stop. Then nobody will be offended.

But spare a thought for them, because they are nearly getting the hang of the social media revolution......especially this Facebook and Twitter malarky.

Good point, 1st Semi Final is on the 15th!!!! .... well it can't be any worse than Rupert Lowe returning to the club!!!

Oh dear, of all the sections in which to make a spelling mistake, they do it in the Education section under the banner: "Excellence in education" 2/10 Must try harder!!! What was it Bliar said? "Educashun, Ejucation, Edgercation" (The online versions have now been corrected - LMFAO)

Cooker (although this could also be applied to wives )

Hello Marsdinho, My birthday is also May 15th. Next year I'm 40, which is depressing enough, so please Chelsea, do the right thing.

Larger businesses can easily absorb and take account of this legislation. However, for smaller businesses, they can be really screwed. I don't know if you've noticed (probably not, working in the Public Sector), but we are not long out of the worst recession in post war history (and we're not out of the woods yet). The best help that small businesses, where the economic growth / recovery will come from, is the ability to get on and grow their businesses. Having Children is a life choice for the parents and there's nothing wrong with it (as I have two of my own), but small businesses don't get a choice and the burden shouldered by them does not help matters.

Spot on Absolutely, it is a complete nightmare. Not to mention having to pay them their full holiday entitlement, so they can effectively take 12 months off, return to "work", immediately take 25 days holiday (paid) so effectively get an extra 5 weeks, so you need to keep on the interim worker so are effectively paying for 2 members of staff to do one job....... the way things are going it won't be long before the employer has to give birth to the friggin baby and change all its nappies......

Ouch! Still sore about getting done on the Dirty Labour thread????? As it has already been done under Labour, I am surprised that they haven't screamed that the Tories are nicking their ideas. The Tories waste no time in pointing out when the shoe is on the other foot. Agree with you about dinner party sketches though.

TBF Wade, you clearly don't like the Tories or their type, so if you are not centre-right (and certainly not exteme right), then by default you must be.... or have I missed something??? Happy to be corrected.

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