The Cat

"He's got an extending toe in his boot"

That goal was a bit like ones you used to score on old console games when you'd charge through in a straight line and the ball would bounce off a load of people and end up going in.

That's good for my sweepstake chances.

Glad I just searched that on twitter. Didn't need to see the videos, just some basic text about him wanking off in a hotel would have been fine.

Interesting difference in how England's best player who made a mistake which probably cost us the match is being treated now as opposed to how Beckham was when he got sent off against Argentina. Always found it weird how some people really hated Beckham, didn't someone create a dummy of him and hang it off a lampost or something after that match? Must be the new wokeness of the fans. Was much better in the old days when people wanted players dead and the media waged war on them. If people don't start burning effigies of Kane and boo him every time he plays for Spurs now they aren't proper fans.

Hilarious. Amazing result for Morocco. Can't help but think they will be fucked for the semi though, they put so much effort in today and in previous games that they'll end up getting rolled over by whoever wins later.

Definitely a bit of Che Adams about that missed header.

Boufal has been good again.

Portugal seem quite a dislikeable team.

Haha. They didn't have his name in that piece for some reason but it's Alejandro Gomes.

U18's 2-0 down to Norwich, game nearly finished. Here's the next youngster to get a bit excited about. So good to see kids from older age groups getting signed.

Yeah, there's a minimum amount teams get regardless of how many games they get. We're often one of the teams with the lowest number of games shown so it's really not any different to normal.

Martinez has to be the best keeper at saving penalties in the world. Funny game, maybe Netherlands should have just kept pumping the ball forward in extra time rather than trying to play normally again.

Last orders in Kaos was always a fun filled time, often followed by a trip to Larby's (?) on the corner next door. The thing with Kaos is that the women you described were often the picks of the bunch in there.

On 5live at half time they said Ronaldo has never scored in the knockout stages of a World Cup but his replacement today scored in his first one within half an hour. Fonte was on as a half time pundit, he was gushing over how Portugal were playing as a team with everyone closing down and doing their share of defensive work.

Last cup game I went to I just downloaded the ticket to my phone and scanned from there it at the turnstile.

Will we see Saints take the A3? Pompey trying to infiltrate the M3? The battle of Fleet Services or fans running all over the BP/M&S garage with skanky toilets at the top of the A3 should be fun.

Is there a transfer window for partners? Much like the football transfer window could see people desperately scrambling around to get someone in but ending up with their 4th or 5th choice. Harry Redknapp being interviewed in his car about some of the deals looking suspiciously like a dogger. Peter Odemwinge desperately sat outside some woman's house waiting for the confirmation phone call.

Hasn't Sarr been asking for ridiculous wages and priced himself out of other moves? Only what I was told, I haven't actually looked into whether it's true or not.

A bit of both, Brazil scored some ridiculous goals.

Interesting to see Morgan and Payne make it in the list but not Ballard, Dibling or Doyle.

I only just realised the Senegal manager was the Cisse who played for the skates in the mid-2000's.