Gingeletiss

If they want him back, the he Mos cow! but I bet he won't be Russian back to them!

Were not most of these 'fixes', done, so as to obtain their 'arena' safety certificate for this year?

Bad nun, look what you done!!!!

Yes, but not by my prediction league result, we need more goals!

Nuns missing, that what I reckon!

Amen to that!

Thanks for the advice, but still showing the same message. I have just checked for updates, checked my version of Direct X, ran out of ideas ages ago. I might try the 'flying laptop' trick, see if that helps.............grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Spent yesterday afternoon, part of last night, two hours today, and no closer to getting this game up and running. I have created a new account under a new e-mail address, Ferk! I even took the game back to Tesco's, and changed it, defragged, still won't work. Totally p1ssed off now!!! Error message as follows:- C:\Users\User\Documents\Sports Interactive\Football Manager 2012\Crash Dumps\FM 2012 v 12.0.3.231651 (2011.10.31 14.12.09).dmp :x

SLOW!!! I can't even get the flipping game to load, it keeps coming up with an error code, which in turn, will not let me in to see what the ferk is wrong. Sorry MLG, but doing this through steam is a ia computer illiterates nightmare!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Yeh...five minutes or more.

Will try and play this without using the 'cheat'. Helpful hints on good management always welcome chaps!

Alas, you are not a reader of the Poopey thread, or you'd know of the infamous corp ho ho ho!

2,703,631,932

A really one sided and bias program by the left thinking Beeb. At the end of the day, as others have said, they were breaking the law, pure and simple, but the Beeb would have you believe that right was on the side of the transgressor. That said, the guy who's garden backed onto Dale farm, was a bit of a knob!

What a numpty he was!

I've just been to the fancy dress shop, to get a Dracula costume for a party tonight. The girl gave me a Pompey shirt...I said, sorry love,you must of misheard me, I said I wanted to look like a count!!!!

Panto season comes early!

A little old lady was walking past nottarfkrap with aload of shopping....the Poopey chairman spots her and calls out the window, 'can you manage love' to which she replied 'ferk off, I don't want the job'.

Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Tippex. I woke up this morning with a huge correction.

Looks like it was NATO aircraft that got him!

He claims to have roamed the streets, saw horribly disfigured people, ransacked houses and shops, sh1te and rats everywhere. This has raised fears, that he is in Portsmouth!

Fingers crossed for a just verdict!

Winner imo.

Now that's funny.......

...and again, thanks Dave, needed the reminder!