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Yeh...five minutes or more.

Will try and play this without using the 'cheat'. Helpful hints on good management always welcome chaps!

Alas, you are not a reader of the Poopey thread, or you'd know of the infamous corp ho ho ho!

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A really one sided and bias program by the left thinking Beeb. At the end of the day, as others have said, they were breaking the law, pure and simple, but the Beeb would have you believe that right was on the side of the transgressor. That said, the guy who's garden backed onto Dale farm, was a bit of a knob!

What a numpty he was!

I've just been to the fancy dress shop, to get a Dracula costume for a party tonight. The girl gave me a Pompey shirt...I said, sorry love,you must of misheard me, I said I wanted to look like a count!!!!

Panto season comes early!

A little old lady was walking past nottarfkrap with aload of shopping....the Poopey chairman spots her and calls out the window, 'can you manage love' to which she replied 'ferk off, I don't want the job'.

Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Tippex. I woke up this morning with a huge correction.

Looks like it was NATO aircraft that got him!

He claims to have roamed the streets, saw horribly disfigured people, ransacked houses and shops, sh1te and rats everywhere. This has raised fears, that he is in Portsmouth!

Fingers crossed for a just verdict!

Winner imo.

Now that's funny.......

...and again, thanks Dave, needed the reminder!

I have all their music, even the latest album.

No great loss imo, saves us the embaresment!

Improvements The club`s owners have announced that they want fans to tell them what improvements they would like made to the old ground in the next few years as there are no plans to move stadium for at least four years. Meanwhile at the last Safety Advisory Committee meeting learnt that the clock at the Fratton End is to be replaced with an electronic scoreboard. The toilets are to be upgraded. This is to include the installation of DHW to the Ladies toilet. Externally, lighting is to be introduced to the rear of the North Terrace. Now I take it DHW is Domestic Hot Water. In a hurry then!!

And wars!

Link please, or is this yet another rumour from your 'source'?

You missed out, rubbish forum, he's in that camp as well!

Shock...surprise! Hypo the super fan with yet another dig at the club.

....and refurbished toilets ffs!

Is that the transfer fund.....what! all £10?