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We looked good on MotD. The pundits purring over Lallana in particular.

Great result. Cementing our status as a top half side in the premier league 3 years after plying our trade in League One. Splendid stuff.

PFA ‏@PFA The #PFA send their best wishes to N****wo Kanu who has undergone successful open heart surgery #AFC #pompey pic.twitter.com/vufoOpy3qh Anthony Baldock ‏@Antni_b @PFA @PompeyNewsNow does that mean we still owe him money? PompeyNewsNow™ ‏@PompeyNewsNow @Antni_b @PFA #Pompey owe Kanu £155,314.50 which is being settled via three lump-sum payments of £51,771.50 due March 2014, 2015 and 2016. Anthony Baldock ‏@Antni_b @PompeyNewsNow @PFA should have bunged the surgeon a brown envelope to slip up

Ian Darke ‏@IanDarke Portsmouth v Cheltenham. Crowd 17,000 in League 2 ! !

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/kenny-dalglish-take-youngster-luke-3218841#.UxpJxiUx9NI.twitter

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26426595

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/exclusively-revealead-the-pompey-xi-that-never-was-1-5921589

Is there a pre-match press conference today? Edit: Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC Mauricio Pochettino will be speaking to the media at midday to preview tomorrow’s trip to @Official_CPFC. Updates to follow. #saintsfc

@alex_crook: Just had a nice chat with George Burley about giving Adam Lallana his #saintsfc debut. Amazing the young players he has brought through

You'd have thought so. Mr Wenger won't be happy that he played on and potentially made it worse that's f' sure.

He got 3 pages out of it though. Credit where credit's due.

Wilshire out for 6 weeks with hairline fracture

That's made my day reading that. We've had a shortage of deranged statements recently.

My player of the last 18 games is Lallana

Luuuuuuuuuuke

My home contents insurer reimbursed me for one that got nicked from my car last year as my policy included cover for 'personal possessions away from the home'. I even told them that I'd somewhat stupidly left the car unlocked overnight but they said as long as it wasn't in view (e.g. glove box) then they would pay up.

Yep, Mr Hodgson seems to be hinting at a cameo role at best... The FA ‏@FA Hodgson: It would be nice to get Luke Shaw on the pitch but I don't want to make any promises just yet #England

My pleasure kind sir

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IF a Pompey fan decided to post on here to wind up Saints fans, how would they go about it and would you be able to tell the difference between them doing so and one or two posters on here? Hunches aside, we've no proof that the likes of Glasgow Saint aren't Saints fans, but how does one go about telling the difference...? Wouldn't an incognito Pompey fan (for example) constantly put a negative slant on everything if they were posting on here (with the odd dash of positivity thrown in here and there to put people off the scent)?

Maybe those who lean towards the right of centre don't feel the urge for political point scoring as often as those who lean towards the left of centre? (yes, I know you're 'omni-political' but... )

http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/freddy-gray/2014/03/ten-handy-phrases-for-bluffing-your-way-through-the-ukraine-crisis/

I think we can consider the question in the thread title well and truly answered

Fair points