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Clyne and JRod start. Guly on the bench. @SouthamptonFC: #SaintsFC team to face @whufc_official: Boruc, Clyne, Fonte, Lovren, Shaw, Wanyama, Schneiderlin, Lallana ©, Rodriguez, Osvaldo, Lambert. @SouthamptonFC: #SaintsFC substitutes versus @whufc_official: K. Davis (GK), S. Davis, Ramirez, Ward-Prowse, Guly, Chambers, Hooiveld.

@officialpompey: GOAL!!! Burton 0 #Pompey 1 (Holmes 33)

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The second goal we scored vs Coventry in our last game in the championship. At that moment it felt like a very long journey was coming to an end and we were back 'home' again...

The more money they get the more likely they are to do something silly with it, ergo the more likely they are to continue to provide us with chortle fodder...

A woman? Teaching spatial awareness? Something's not adding up here...have you ever seen them try to drive a car through a gap you could get a bus through?

It's arguably more difficult to score from a set piece than an open goal as the defence are in position and more focused than they might be in open play, ergo Mr Husband was paying us a compliment.

Just seen the price of the 5c... £469 for a "budget" smart phone? Hmmm, that'll go down well...

@SouthamptonFC: Miss the manager's pre-match press conference on YouTube earlier? Watch it on Saints Player now: http://t.co/WYlOTyyTbD #saintsfc

@SouthamptonFC: Read what Mauricio Pochettino had to say ahead of Sunday's visit of @whufc_official: http://t.co/7oOvXDKiRo #saintsfc http://t.co/g7ECegGXlr

Quotes please

Ian Abrahams ‏@BroadcastMoose Team News - W Ham new signing Mladen Petric is not yet match fit, so Mali frontman Modibo Maiga is set to continue to lead the attack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E2Gy35REEo#t=875

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Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC Youngster @HarrisonReed_27 talks to Saints Player after signing a contract extension and making his first team debut. http://sfcne.ws/1avWnXd Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC VIDEO: @HarrisonReed_27 says making his first team debut at Barnsley last month was a great experience. http://youtu.be/vQFU3lkEpKg #saintsfc [video=youtube_share;vQFU3lkEpKg]

Off to see Mr Waters at Wem-ber-ley tomorrow.

http://m.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/ex-pompey-player-wrote-off-money-to-keep-club-alive-1-5472258

Are you related to Cork? 73% of your posts are about him.

Are you including "cumquat eating pigeon speaks Russian" in that assessment?

Indeed

He said "high street bank". Take 10 points off your IQ score.

Be prepaid to explain to customers why its taken them over 3 minutes and 16 recorded message menus to get through to a human being on an 0845 number

http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/hawks-loan-harris-1048847.aspx And he can't do that in League 2 because....? #sameoldpompey