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May I bring it to your attention that this is a post match thread following our failure to win a game. You seem surprised by the usual SWF reaction?

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Please sir, can we play teams that like to play football?

West Ham keeper gets man of the match. Make of that what you will...

I feel a last minute Guly goal in my waters...

When do we first play one of the 'top 6' sides? Bored of playing the other sides now...that's when we'll see Osvaldo shine...

Shaw takes the corners for England U21s. Maybe time to give him a crack in the Premier League?

@SouthamptonFC: RT @whufc_official: LINEUP: West Ham United starting XI: Jaaskelainen, Demel, O'Brien, Collins, Reid, Noble, Nolan, Diame, Morrison, Jarvis. @SouthamptonFC: RT @whufc_official: SUBS: West Ham United subs: Adrian, Rat, Tomkins, Collison, Taylor, Lee, Vaz Te #COYI m.twitter.com/SouthamptonFC

Clyne and JRod start. Guly on the bench. @SouthamptonFC: #SaintsFC team to face @whufc_official: Boruc, Clyne, Fonte, Lovren, Shaw, Wanyama, Schneiderlin, Lallana ©, Rodriguez, Osvaldo, Lambert. @SouthamptonFC: #SaintsFC substitutes versus @whufc_official: K. Davis (GK), S. Davis, Ramirez, Ward-Prowse, Guly, Chambers, Hooiveld.

@officialpompey: GOAL!!! Burton 0 #Pompey 1 (Holmes 33)

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The second goal we scored vs Coventry in our last game in the championship. At that moment it felt like a very long journey was coming to an end and we were back 'home' again...

The more money they get the more likely they are to do something silly with it, ergo the more likely they are to continue to provide us with chortle fodder...

A woman? Teaching spatial awareness? Something's not adding up here...have you ever seen them try to drive a car through a gap you could get a bus through?

It's arguably more difficult to score from a set piece than an open goal as the defence are in position and more focused than they might be in open play, ergo Mr Husband was paying us a compliment.

Just seen the price of the 5c... £469 for a "budget" smart phone? Hmmm, that'll go down well...

@SouthamptonFC: Miss the manager's pre-match press conference on YouTube earlier? Watch it on Saints Player now: http://t.co/WYlOTyyTbD #saintsfc

@SouthamptonFC: Read what Mauricio Pochettino had to say ahead of Sunday's visit of @whufc_official: http://t.co/7oOvXDKiRo #saintsfc http://t.co/g7ECegGXlr