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We should drag every Saints fan back from holiday and make them attend IMO.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-23807182

This. My train into work is less crowded at the moment. I wonder why that could be.....

People that form queues at a cash machine perpendicular to the wall thus blocking the pavement. Queue along the wall you ignorant excuses for intelligent life-form.

Walking behind some cretin dragging a suitcase on wheels behind them and without warning they grind to a halt to push the handle in and pick it up. There's people behind you FFS. Don't just ****ing stop in your tracks as if you're the only person on the planet. Human evolution: going backwards since 1957.

Defo borough market - indeed, a walk from Waterloo to tower bridge along the south bank is worth doing on a nice day. This site also looks good for uncovering some hidden gems... http://www.historic-uk.com/HistoryMagazine/DestinationsUK/SecretLondon/

Nice one #harmless

I'll take that. I only gave myself an 8

Internet forums that automatically change consecutive capital letters into lower case...

qed

Inset days. How about learning how to teach stuff during the 14 weeks the school is closed?

Teachers that say "Do you think we're here to look after your children?" when the school is forced to close after 3 flakes of snow. Yes you buffoons, of course that's one of the things you're paid to do. How else is the rest of the country supposed to function while you put your feet up at home because of 3 ****ing flakes of snow.

Teachers that think they know better than parents

Have I slipped through a time portal and woken up in 1994 ?! Does Lotus Notes really still exist?!

TV programmes that spend half the programme showing what's coming up and half the programme showing what you've already seen* (*Yes, I own up to having watched Helicopter Rescue from time to time...)

Sunderland AFC ‏@SAFCofficial Sunderland have completed the signing of Greek winger Charias Mavrias from Panathinaikos on a three-year deal.

Just watching MP's pre-match press conference on Saints Player. Someone asked how Osvaldo would fit into the team with Lambert as they are "similar players".... MP said he didn't think they were that similar and that they could easily play in the same team together.

Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC You can watch Mauricio Pochettino's pre-#SAFC press conference in full on Saints Player now: http://sfcne.ws/12rPkMJ #saintsfc

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2399713/Southampton-reach-Champions-League--says-Dejan-Lovren.html

Can anyone remember why the Banega trail went cold a few weeks ago? Was it just that there was no more talk about it in the press (which could be a good thing) or was there a quote from the Banega or Valencia camp that poured cold water on it?

Fingers crossed here for Banega....