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BREAKING NEWS: Catherine Zeta Jones to undergo vaginal plastic surgery: "I just want rid of the saggy old ****", she has stated.

@SouthamptonFC: MP on the transfer window: "I think we've achieved the goals we set out for ourselves. We're very happy with who we've signed." #saintsfc @SouthamptonFC: MP: "I think it's important to have a nucleus of home-grown players from our Academy. That's how we want to proceed." #saintsfc @SouthamptonFC: MP on potential signings: "At the moment, we are keeping our eye on what's happening. Overall, we're happy with what we've got." #saintsfc @SouthamptonFC: MP on potential signings: "It wouldn't be a problem if we didn't sign anyone else." #saintsfc

You can still get 25/1... Still good odds if its as likely as your source suggests...

@SouthamptonFC: Join us from 9am tomorrow morning, when Mauricio Pochettino will be speaking ahead of Saturday's trip to @NorwichCityFC. #saintsfc

Just had a small punt on Moses at 25/1. Here's hoping I have more luck with this one than the "nailed on" Scott Sinclair bet last week...

Nice kit...

Grass me up why don't you...

http://www.theuksportsnetwork.com/interview-with-micah-hall-how-portsmouth-fc-are-leading-the-way-in-fan-engagement

New lawn? Sod that...

http://www.theuksportsnetwork.com/interview-with-micah-hall-how-portsmouth-fc-are-leading-the-way-in-fan-engagement

Blackmore asked Perez about Guly in the post match interview and he said he was ill too. BBC Solent Sport ‏@solentsport #saintsfc assistant boss Jesús Pérez speaking to @bigadamsport after 5-1 League Cup win at Barnsley http://boo.fm/b1569396

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/aug/27/barnsley-southampton-capital-one-cup

Fulham beat Burton on penalties

Lovren?

Calling MLG to the correction centre...

Yes!!!!!!!!!! 1-5 Ramirez

Sinclair on

4-1 Davis

Penalty to Saints

Sunderland 3 MK Dons 2

Reed the new Paul Scholes... apparently....

Will this be Gaston's first 90 mins for us?

Burton 1 Fulham 1

Liverpool 2 Notts County 2