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How do we know the bloke with the lawnmower cut the grass perfectly perpendicular to the touchline...? #devilsadvocate

How on earth is that worthy of a 3 match ban? The defender grabs hold of him and Mara tries to swipe him off...

I'm phobic of snakes. In fact I don't like any animals that lactose...

"What dairy food...." "Pass" FFS.... Just name a f**king dairy food you absolute goon. #thechase

I've done my bit... recycling my Remy Martin* bottles over the last couple of decades has paid huge dividends... now over to the rest of the world to do their bit... (* one for the 2008 Takeover Thread posse there... #helpmerhonda)

Rachel Riley? Sack? I've got a punchline but probably best if I keep it to myself...

Hope that one ages better than this one did at the time for our cesspit neighbours...

Given the Post Office still have the power to prosecute (I assume?) maybe they should instigate criminal proceedings? What a delightful irony that would be....

Bogard's demeanor at the select committee exuded suspicion so I'm not surprised there's seemingly evidence that she was deliberately covering things up. She certainly came across as a nasty piece of work on the ITV drama, although she obviously refuted that characterisation of course. Looks like she has a nice house. Would be a shame if she ended up in prison and lost that...

Fair point sir 👍

And the league leaders have let in 53... good game this quoting numbers that suit a particular viewpoint malarkey...

I may have mentioned this once or 83 times before ( ), but we're the joint highest scorers in the league, so not sure that perception holds out statistically...?

Bring him home!

You probably won't find anyone here who is losing sleep over kit selection. It's just people expressing an opinion. (Or sitting on the fence) on an internet football forum. It's those that worry about how people react to kit decisions I I feel most concerned about...

Yep.... I was only thinking the other day that it wouldn't surprise me if it turns out this season that we've had fewer academy/U21s players on the pitch than we had on average per season during our last premier league tenure. You'd have thought given we're in a lower league that such opportunities would increase rather than decrease. A lack of faith in our younger players from Russ? Or squad too bloated? Or just a lower quality of younger players available compared to previous seasons?

Ha... Good point!

I'm inclined to agree although, in Martin's defence perhaps, Charles has been somewhat inconsistent in the games he has played, so that might be praying on Martin's mind somewhat... ? (With the usual apologies to the fence-sitting police for seeking to understand the alternative point of view... )

Aye. Saints are one of the only teams I've seen that do "on the beach" properly... We've been very good at it in recent times....

Reminds me of my favourite Bernhard Manning 'joke'... "Take my wife.... No, please, take my wife...." (One for the forum youngsters there) P.s. that only works if you say it in a Bernhard Manning accent. (I'm a right hoot down the pub btw)

Hello darling.... What have I told you before about not posting on here...?

Indeed. Take me for example, I'm highly intelligent yet my wife keeps telling me I do stupid things (like supporting a mediocre football club.... ). And she's always right, of course....

Typically, the opponents that have taken points off us this season have had a low "shots on goal" quota, so not really a factor....

Think he picked up a knock in a preceding international match IIRC?

Yeah, I'm not saying I agree with the decision, just pondering if that's the reason why the penalty was given. (The perils of being the forum's designated "fence-sitter" you see... )