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@plymnews: Eastwood arrival prevents old school rules for Blues http://t.co/OymHdFvD #plymouth

Anthony Davis ‏@theanthonydavis Gordon Brown talked about @TeamGB 'standing together'. We are Gordon, you gave our gold away, we've just spent 2 weeks trying to it back.

Mr Allen getting rattled again I see... Neil Allen ‏@pn_neil_allen First-team coach Ashley Westwood set to feature for #Pompey tomorrow. Him, Eastwood and nine 17/18 year olds expected line-up at Plymouth. Adam Jordan ‏@AdamJordan23 @pn_neil_allen joke club as stated before!! Neil Allen ‏@pn_neil_allen @AdamJordan23 A 'joke club' who you continue to follow and comment on. Oh and have won a trophy more recently than Arsenal. Neil Allen ‏@pn_neil_allen @AdamJordan23 Yep that day winning at Wembley, Sol Campbell hoisting the cup aloft. Do you still remember days like that? Probably forgotten Jonny Barrett ‏@BarrettJonny @AdamJordan23 @pn_neil_allen Just checking is it Arsenal or #Pompey who have won a major trophy more recently? Daz ‏@DazChop @AdamJordan23 @pn_neil_allen you should keep count of these trolls Neil. Neil Allen ‏@pn_neil_allen @DazChop @AdamJordan23 This guy's okay, he's helping me reminisce over winning trophies. Well it's actually a little one-sided

@pn_neil_allen: First-team coach Ashley Westwood set to feature for #Pompey tomorrow. Him, Eastwood and nine 17/18 year olds expected line-up at Plymouth.

Nah...we want Pompey to win so we can meet them in the second round... :-)

@pn_neil_allen: RT @pn_steve_wilson: The trouble with Twitter is that you get inundated with misinformed rubbish that gets spouted about #Pompey - mainly from rival 'fans'... What "misinformed rubbish" might that be then? Hark the distant sound of the truth hitting home... *clang*

I'm gonna put in a bid of £100 for that....I've got a spare 4p to send to the seller when it comes to settling the bill.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19244057 Appy: "The problem you've then got is trying to find players to fit the new budget" Welcome to the real world of running a football club within its means....

Looks like we may have one or two centre backs lined up then.

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/opinion/gordon_simpson/9870969.Saints_in_need_of_more_new_blood/?ref=twt

Aye. It had crossed my mind to look into it. Once I've ruled out the 'lazy parent' route you never know...

Ah....that's a tad out of my range :-) If you hear anything about clubs down this way in any chats you have with the handball fraternity then that would be great. Cheers

@solentsport: Michael Appleton tells @kristemple Portpin have been "unprofessional". More @BBCRadioSolent at 1720 & @TonyHusbandBBC on TV later #pompey

Gary Neville ‏@OfficialGN2 I have a strong feeling Southampton will stay up this year. #goodteam

That's spooky (ish)..... We went to the bronze medal handball match yesterday and my 12 year old son has also decided he wants to take up handball.....but, we looked for a local club and the nearest we could find is either Southampton (affliated with the University I think?) or Twickenham.... we're more or less equidistant between the two so would have a c.70 mile round trip if he was to join one of those clubs. I'd appreciate any info on the club your son has joined. Cheers

@officialpompey: Portsmouth Football Club statement: http://t.co/tKusFsm3 #pompey

As OldNick says.....the crafty critters have got away with it big time....

@pn_neil_allen: Looks like Simon Eastwood signed on for tomorrow's match at Plymouth. Don't expect any others. #Pompey

@TonyHusbandBBC: #pompey Three weeks away at Olympics, back to the news that #pompey have barely a player for tomorrow night at #pafc Talking to MA soon.

@bigadamsport: Is It The Southampton Way or the highway For Nigel Adkins? http://t.co/Aa0ggaM0

You're only about 4 pages behind sir... ;-)

^This

Man City 1 Saints 2 (Hooiveld 26, Sharp 67)

Hello. I've been busy all day. Did I miss anything? Personally, I'm still waiting for Chainrai to pull that stunt we all predicted way back...you know, the one where he calls Birch's bluff and demands he sacrifices a percentage of his administration fees....any day now I reckon... ;-)