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Yep, selling Tella was the nuttiest decision of the summer

Game, set and match?!

Air Accident Investigator to pilot: "why did you crash the plane?" Pilot: "why are you focusing on that, did you not see how gracefully I deployed the flaps on approach?"

I've just watched the other goals from this evening's game (6 in total) and pretty much all of them came as a result of getting the ball forward quickly. No faffing around in sight. Chalk and cheese with the first team.

Russell isn't going to be happy with this route one stuff from the U23s...

None of our upcoming 'stars' getting a sniff of the first team squad tomorrow then...?

Tied! 6½ - 1½ 😀

USA now only 1 up in the last match going down the 18th.....

Superb putt! Was starting to look like USA might win the afternoon 3-1 half an hour ago

Surprising lack of scar tissue with the European team...

Damn... if only we didn't already have a glut of outstanding strikers on our books...

Indeed. By the way, Impressive speed with the summary sir... Do you use a voice-to-text app or are you a super-human typer?! Yours curiously....

Summary: everything's hunky dory

Yep... https://fb.watch/nmuTxvKcOC/

13:30

Pretty unprecedented to be this late... Maybe Martin has thrown in the towel...? #conspiracytheoriesRUs Edit: ah, looks like it's not far away...

What's happened to the pre-match press conference for this game? Typically on the Thursday for a Saturday game isn't it? We're almost less than 24 hours from kick off given its a lunch time kick off...

https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/23818733.southampton-ceo-parsons-explains-keeping-finances-control/

Doesn't Glasgow Saint still have a copyright on that particular posting tactic? #textbook

Any chance you could expect us to lose every week? Thanks 👍🙂

A repeat mention for the ever expanding "Can I get...?" brigade. Cretins.

Is that on both sides of the debate or just one side....?

Rishi Sunak on BBC Radio Berkshire this morning: [Paraphrasing] Presenter: "Our local club Reading FC are being penalised and relegated to League 1 due to poor ownership. You've got plently of money....would you consider buying Reading FC?" Sunak: "I've got enough to worry about with Saints after our relegation and poor start this season so I'll have to pass on that offer I'm afraid" So, reading between the lines, Rishi will be lining up a takeover bid after the general election then....? (2 + 2 = 5)