trousers

To be fair, Norris's meaningless goal at St.Mary's is up there in terms of significance with the bestest ™ fans winning £30,000 for the club to not spend on player wages (chortle) and with winning family club of the year at the "two table" football league awards....

Indeed. And I'm sure, behind the scenes, Lampitt is also encouraging the remaining players to follow his own "I'm entitled to the money - I've got a family to support" mantra...

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?t=37733

@pn_neil_allen: David Norris admits his #Pompey days are over. http://t.co/S5PJaqXX

BAU down Pompey way.... @pn_neil_allen: #Pompey have been drawn away to Plymouth in the first round of the Capital One Cup. To be played week beginning August 13. Delldays will be happy though....a nice pre-season game for him to attend in the West Country....

Didn't you think it was patronising of someone to think that you weren't clever enough to stick to the speed limit in the first place...? ;-)

When learning to drive, I got taught how to use low gears when going down hills. It was 1986 though so perhaps they don't teach people complicated stuff like how gears work these days...? ;-)

Ah, ye olde 'extreme case example renders common sense laws worthless' argument...

Redknapp will reportedly be paid £3,000,000 in compensation by Spurs, which after tax will equate to c.£3,000,000

Yep, that's the one :-)

Harry Redknapp handed in his letter of resignation last week. It's taken the Spurs board this long to work out what it said

It's Prestel every time for me

Didn't someone on here say a while back that they were going to lock themselves away for a few months in a brave attempt to chronicle this thread? Are the still alive? #worried

No.

Great read - cheers

What a bunch of clowns. I trust that, after you've received the FULL excess refund, you'll be sending them an invoice for your time and expenses accumulated as a result of having to correct their errors and incompetence?

Only idiots take viagra. Or viagra fools as I call them...

Bobby Davro

@pn_neil_allen: Birch rules out any #Pompey arrivals until at least two players leave. http://t.co/vuri49rQ

^This (but don't forget that the great British public like nothing more than a good old moan at stuff and this satisfies that craving...)

It's only a masterstroke if the intellectual might of the Football League fall for it....oh..

Yeah, but a labour government would have spent the extra £500k because it was there to be spent whereas the natural inclination of the Tories is to save it... ;-)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-18421211 London Olympics 'to come in £500m under budget' The Olympic stadium will host the opening ceremony next month Sports minister Hugh Robertson says the London Olympics are set to come in under its £9.3bn budget with about £500m of the contingency funding left. He told the BBC the exact figure would be announced to Parliament later. But Mr Robertson said that "all being well we should be able to hand half a billion pounds back to the Treasury".

That's a tad harsh on Turkish to be fair