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Another 10 pages already....?

When you start to pop a couple of sheets of toilet paper down the front of your pants in the morning because you dribble more than your underwear can absorb during waking hours

Dean Scoggins @SunDeanScoggins #wafc, #efc and #lcfc all tried v hard to get nicky maynard...but looks like them hammers will do the deal. #whufc Retweeted by SunSport Now

Just had a conversation at work here where the subject of Pompey not paying the taxman (last time and this time)....to which one of my colleagues pipes up....."No different to Saints a few years ago then!"....Me: "It's a completely different scenario".....Colleague: "No it isn't, just sounds hypocritical to me....Saints went bust, Pompey went bust....same thing" One word..... AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

David Brown @DavidhBrown #Redknapp #Mandaric tax trial delayed for one hour after prosecutor John Black QC broke his spectacles. Posted by @timesnewsdesk

michael owen @themichaelowen Love transfer deadline day. Off to watch our match tonight then back home to catch up on all the movers and shakers!!! Nice try Michael.....see you at SMS tonight.... ;-)

Saints FC @officialsaints Saints U21s vs Reading: Dovey. Young, Stephens, Jaidi, O'Sullivan. Seidi, Ward-Prowse, Robinson, Isgrove. Curtis, McQueen #saintsfc

Nothing on here: http://www.firstrow.tv/

Not forgetting that those last two 'doubles' were by teams with the 'City' suffix. Remind me, who are we playing tonight again...?

Hang on a minute.....I thought Mandaric said earlier that HE opened the account for Redknapp? Now he's saying that Redknapp told HIM what he had called the account. Come on chaps, make your mind up who opened and/or named the account....

Breville and Ken Wood didn't get through either....

Busy consulting their lawyers perhaps....?!

Not having much luck with Rosie47 as my user name....

FFS....who is this.....?! Comment From trousers My mate's a taxi driver, he's with Kia Joorabchian on his way to Pompey?? Maybe that Tevez rumour is true! PUP

Now, this is me.... Comment From Ian from Hayling What would it take for the football league to dock us points. By not paying HMRC and the players on time, are we not falling foul of the FL rules? Not sure I understand his answer though....is he agreeing that they should already be toast for not paying their tax bill? "By not paying the HMRC, there is the very realistic scenario of liquidation. That's an absolute must, for me "

That wasn't me! Identity theft!

They never answer specific questions about the various debts on these webchats.....can't think why.... ;-)

Neil Allen @pn_neil_allen Spoken to the club who have looked into it and Pearce, Rocha and TBH are receiving treatment. Ashdown is in the gym! #Pompey

Neil Allen @pn_neil_allen Jason Pearce, Tal Ben Haim, Jamie Ashdown and Ryan Williams not training with #Pompey today. Raises questions of exactly where they are....

David Brown @DavidhBrown #Mandaric lawyer demanded Harry #Redknapp returned $145,000 "investment" in Rosie47 account, court hears. Posted by @timesnewsdesk #Mandaric:'I did not intend to give Harry (#Redknapp) any money but to share my contacts and knowledge in investments' Post by @timesnewsdesk

It did cross my mind that AA naming the directors was a deliberate act aimed at 'the authorities'. It seems like unnecessary detail to quote to a reporter otherwise....

David Brown @DavidhBrown Milan #Mandaric told FA inquiry he opened Monaco bank acct. for Harry #Redknapp at centre of thr tax evasion trial. Posted by @timesnewsdesk #Mandaric says $145,000 payment to #Redknapp Rosie45 account was "not a major part of me life" Posted by @timesnewsdesk

Radhi Jaidi @RadhijaidiOff Playing vs Reading this afternoon...

The Sky reporter was on his way to our training ground or Danny Collins was on his way to our training ground? Or both...?!