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Identical earlobes to boot. Make of that what you will

Daft question. I'll be supporting the English side. Obviously.

Stevenage now in the same league we were in last season

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Ed Milliband had the right idea today: no best man. I've always admired his judgement...

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Norman Wisdom

jordansibley: Saints to face West Brom (H) on Weds 27th July, 7.45pm kick off & Yeovil Town (A) on Sat 30th July, 3pm kick off #saintsfc #wba #ytfc

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Has all the hallmarks of a virus to me...

jordansibley: Just had confirmation of details for two pre-season fixtures. Will be up on the official site within the next 30 mins #saintsfc

jordansibley: Just had confirmation of details for two pre-season fixtures. Will be up on the official site within the next 30 mins #saintsfc

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/denmark-kicks-your-grandmother-in-the-face-201105253862/ Denmark kicks your grandmother in the face 25-05-11 DENMARK may as well have kicked your lovely old grandmother right in the teeth, it emerged last night. The small, poorly defended nation has banned Marmite, confirming its status as by far the worst and most perverted of all the Scandinavian countries. It is the latest move to de-Anglify Danish society following bans on Rice Krispies, Cannon and Ball, angry, drunken racism and complaining about everything all the time.

I take it this all happened in the days before non-disclosure agreements....? ;-)

I've stopped buying large dogs in protest

This is getting serious

There's a 534 page thread on Nick Illingsworth, season tickets and stuff like that. I'll dig it out to save people the trouble of having to create another tome about exactly the same thing. HTH IMHO if course Make of that what you will. Monkey chicken zoo. Remy Martin Etc

I've stopped eating pastry in protest.

Me too. Can't belief no one's spotted the bit about him being a eunuch yet. Unbelievable.

Norfolk in chance. Tish. Boom. I'm here all week. Make of that what you will.

Are we paying his wages again now? Assume his loan ended at the weekend?

Care to describe their earlobes for us? Almost impossible to determine their identity otherwise.