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Nah...can't be true. The perceived wisdom on here is that the best non-league players are not good enough for League 1 (e.g. Crawley's Tubbs) let alone a Championship side... ;-)

The ever accurate Daily Mail reporting today that Burnley have tabled a (revised?) bid of £1.2m for Austin

Being happy is not unequivocal though, is it? I was happy at my last job but still moved on to another one because I thought I'd be even happier. Turned out I was right. Nothing needed in writing. Just a painfully simple one line statement to then press from the Chamberlains would suffice: "I/he is staying at Saint for the rest of the season" That said, part of me suspects that the club (Cortese) are happy to let the speculation grow (indeed, he MAY even have something to do with stoking up the story) as we'll come put the other side as a force to be reckoned with (if he stays of course)

And our current manager is Bryan Flower. WTF? More inaccuracies on that site than a Labour war dossier...

True. Was just highlighting a fact though.

Zut alors

Yep, noticed this too.

I've noticed that Facebook has been generally sluggish all round over the last few weeks (on a standard PC internet browser as well as the iPhone app). So I think it's more to do with Facebook server(s) rather than the client app on the iPhone or the iPhone OS

Indeed - I said the very same the other day. This is the ONLY fact we know regarding this whole episode. Either Alex or his Dad could have put this speculation to bed at any time IF they had wanted to. They have chosen to not to. Fact.

That'll do nicely

Phew. So I can carry on with my fond admiration of her then? I thought I'd lost all those cherished memories for an horrific moment. ;-)

Good call. Forgot there we're games on tonight. Cheers

That's a helluva lot of eels you've got in your hovercraft there if you don't mind me saying

Not forgetting a photocopier or two

I actually did have one of those reptiles once. I called him 'Tiny'

Ergo Thatcher was a closet socialist. Knew it. Bloody knew it. And to think I voted for the crafty old bint.

Sigh(t)

No, sorry your honour. Didn't read that far back. I'm too busy posting random nonsense on any thread I can find at the moment (first time for everything, I know)

I'm not surprised...it's a coalition...

P.s. Please could you ask the driver to steam open the letter and add another zero to the amount?

What grade of parchment paper will this letter be written on (with quill and ink one assumes)? And will it carry the personal seal of King Wenger the Great? I know of a man in the hamlet of Wolverhampton with a scanner in the roof of his roundhouse.

Is that the shadow of Lallana's wheelchair I can see in that second photo...?

Yeah, but we had Frankie Goes To Hollywood and Dollar to soften the blow.

I can speak Northern: "Appen as like that bluddy Thatcher woman clurzed doon all t' pits and t' factrees and left us with nowt but t' arses t' sit on for 't rest of born daize. Y' al reet pet?"