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Nay. Can't be our Matt who stole it. He'd only ever use a lawnmower you can sit on...perfect alibi :-)

Just put masking tape around the telephone/broadband socket, rather than disconnect everything. Surely?

I remember the days when we had humous on here

Agree. Or, indeed, the police should use their over-stretched resources to investigate crimes that actually affect the daily lives of the average man on the street.

Great minds thinking alike....

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I have, but it wouldn't fit on the screen...

I know what the next question from people will be.....!

I hadn't looked at it that way...a very good point! Tony Blair and Gordon Brown. I salute you.

Good point, well made....

“Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning." (Psalms 30:5)

"A spokesman added the matter was taken up by a senior officer following extensive publicity in the media." Hmmm....I wonder what football team the aforementioned senior officer supports....?

FFS....when will this country stop wasting my hard earned tax on crap like this? Go and catch some real criminals FFS. What's next? Not being able to take your friend's kids to footie training without a criminal screening.... Jim Davidson had the right idea when this nanny state was elected in 1997. Oh Lord, give me strength.

Sauna Babes

May as well start this off a day or so early..... I've predicted a draw for most games thus far (yes, it's all my fault)....but I have a feeling in my urinary tract about this one.... Charlton 0 Saints 3 COYR!!!

Nice theory....however, being a Saints fan of ample years, I shall not yelp with surprise if we hear the dreaded 'gel' word at some point between now and Sunday evening....

Can't bump a sticky, Shirley?

If it was so obvious, why bother putting them in a list of recommendations? As you say, hardly rocket science. Surely a good stock broker is one that gets the less obvious recommendations right? I'm now tempted to set up a forecasting company so that I can recommend breathing air to people. It's all the rage, I tell you. And what's more, no one else has spotted it...

Indeed. Someone should cut and paste all the good posts about Pardew from the West Ham and Reading forums to counteract this underlying current of negativity....

Still sticky?

Ask someone from WH Ireland. After all, they put Begbies Traynor on their "one to watch" list 3 months before SLH plc gave them a 6 or 7 figure payday. Oh, and 5 months before Mr Barclays joined them....

Name dropper