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Listen closely.....in the background you can hear the sound of a TV producer's knee jerking....

So, my hunch last week that Matt (or his publishers) "embellished" the story to get publicity for the book wasn't wide of the mark then?

Hasn't Sting got more important things on his plate, like saving rain forests and stuff?

If this thread is still a sticky tomorrow afternoon I predict there will be utter chaos on this forum of ours

I don't wish to p1ss on any bonfires but it's the annual Thames festival in Central London this weekend....ye olde river may be a tad busier than you anticipated.... http://www.thamesfestival.org/festival

Nay. Can't be our Matt who stole it. He'd only ever use a lawnmower you can sit on...perfect alibi :-)

Just put masking tape around the telephone/broadband socket, rather than disconnect everything. Surely?

I remember the days when we had humous on here

Agree. Or, indeed, the police should use their over-stretched resources to investigate crimes that actually affect the daily lives of the average man on the street.

Great minds thinking alike....

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I have, but it wouldn't fit on the screen...

I know what the next question from people will be.....!

I hadn't looked at it that way...a very good point! Tony Blair and Gordon Brown. I salute you.

Good point, well made....

“Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning." (Psalms 30:5)

"A spokesman added the matter was taken up by a senior officer following extensive publicity in the media." Hmmm....I wonder what football team the aforementioned senior officer supports....?

FFS....when will this country stop wasting my hard earned tax on crap like this? Go and catch some real criminals FFS. What's next? Not being able to take your friend's kids to footie training without a criminal screening.... Jim Davidson had the right idea when this nanny state was elected in 1997. Oh Lord, give me strength.

Sauna Babes

May as well start this off a day or so early..... I've predicted a draw for most games thus far (yes, it's all my fault)....but I have a feeling in my urinary tract about this one.... Charlton 0 Saints 3 COYR!!!

Nice theory....however, being a Saints fan of ample years, I shall not yelp with surprise if we hear the dreaded 'gel' word at some point between now and Sunday evening....