trousers

McCarthy KWP - ABK - Salisu - Perraud JWP - Lavia S. Armstrong - Doyle Ballard - Adams

Sod watching them.... Let's replace half the first team with the U18s for the rest of the season. The season's a write-off anyway so nowt to lose.

The decision whether to choose a freeze-frame just after the ball has been kicked rather than the one just before the ball has been kicked is somewhat subjective I would venture...

Classic non-sequitur territory. Just because something happened in the past doesn't mean that it'll happen again in the future. I was a fully paid-up member of the Ralph "cult" (chortle) but even I could see that his time had naturally come to an end.

Shouldn't he have been sent off in that case?

I agree it was a clear penalty but, as you say, given it was clear on the TV replays, why on Earth did it take the officials 4 minutes to see the blindingly obvious?

If only they'd brought in Nigel to work alongside Ruben...

Personally, I blame NAMG and the whole oil rig saga back in the day....

Gary Dias / Diaz...?

I'm clinging onto the forlorn hope that they're implementing some kind of bizarre yet genius plan whereby relegation makes us a stronger force to be reckoned with in the longer run... Straitjacket for Trousers...

I blame those who called for him to be appointed in the first place...

Since when was pulling a shirt not a penalty?

They didn't add the full quota in the first half IMO

Yes, but specifically thinking of headers when JWP pumps a high ball in

Have any of our players ever got a header on target from a JWP corner / free-kick? Ever?

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If only you'd posted that after the Chelsea game and before the Leeds game... we'd now be hailing you a footballing genius...

He was much better before he started having fitness issues two years ago. Definitely one of our best attacking midfielder if/when he gets back to pre-covid fitness levels.

Chicks

Youth

I can't work out what's most embarrassing/laughable there... Us for only having 8 touches in the box or Everton for having 37 but not scoring and still losing...

Can't quite believe I'm saying this but when I saw Long's name on your list there it occured to me that I actually miss not having him on the bench to come on and be a nuisance in the last 20 minutes of a game... Pretty much sums up where we've got to with this squad...

The same bloke that picked him last week when he had a decent game...?

I know I'm in danger of entering Glen Hoddle territory here, but I wonder if the club has ever considered getting a therapist in to determine whether the players have a genuine psychological problem or if they are simply indolent twats?