trousers

Sigh....this will help ticket sales ahead of our next home game...not.......why on earth isn't this sort of thing planned for the summer break? http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/articles/article.php?page_id=10713 "From Wednesday 8th October, Southampton Football Club will be implementing an upgrade to its Ticketing/Database system. This upgrade will provide major enhancements to the business and will take some time to complete. During the upgrade process, the ticket office will be unable to sell "live". This means that both the online and telephone sales functions will not be available. This also applies to the ticket desk within West Quay. The Box Office at St. Mary's will be available. They will be able to sell away games and travel tickets as live, but tickets for home fixtures (and parking) will not be able to be completed at the point of sale. Each customer will be given a receipt for their transaction, and each receipt will be processed in turn when the system is fully available. The upgrade process will be complete on Tuesday 14th October. We apologise in advance for any inconvenience this causes"

McGoldrick will join the growing league of ex-Saints strikers who couldn't hit a barn door playing for us but score copiously for their new teams.

So, if £50m would just be enough to turn us into a yo-yo club, what does Lowe and Wilde's combined fortune give us instead? A springless pogo stick in a lake of jelly?

Not sure how a 53% success rate (points gained vs points available) can be seen as promotion form TBH.

I see Scooby was logged in earlier this morning but chose not to post. Just an observation. That's all.

Someone called "Andrew"....apparently....

Jan will sort it out....

Indeed. We need explanations. Fast. It's called 'Customer Service'

Normal service is resumed

We always are after winning two games on the trot

Whoops

No muffins today then?

1 - 0 (to be pedantic)

Whoops

"Keith Harris of Seymour Pierce" That'll be the chap that Saints paid handsomely for 18 months to find us an investor.....or so I heard....

Tammy Wynette?

Lowe: "As a tax exile how much time can Michael Wilde really devote to the affairs of SLH ?" I wonder if he ever found out the answer?

'T' for 'Tommac'? Just a guess. Could be wrong.

Skacel is sponsored by Infinity Homes, which happens to be one of Mr Wilde's companies.... http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/team/?page_id=6587&player_id=104 You'd have thought that the sponsors of a player, who is alledgedly being frozen out, would be kicking up a fuss with the club to get 'their' player more exposure on the pitch.... Erm...Sponsor = M.Wilde / Boss = M.Wilde Any idea how that works...? :confused: p.s. and how come none of the other players have a link to their sponsors from their player profile page....?

2-1 to Coventry

Trousers is watching these trousers right now....

Not the funniest caption to be honest

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=2423

I was toying with the idea of asking in a faux surprise fashion as to whether we'd signed him yet...but thought better of it, as is no longer big and no longer clever to do so....let alone being amusing.....so I won't

Shadow puppet maestro Jan Poortvielt shows off his 'rabbit on stilts' party piece to the players after training.