So....something did happen on this week's "last chance saloon" Wednesday.....
Hmmmm.....
"Eastern Village"......I wonder where in Southampton you could build a 'village' with 'east' in the name.....
Remind me, what day is it tomorrow?
The internet
Sorry....sarky answer.....slap on wrist....just type in "nutter sign post" in Google and Bob's your Uncle. I'm thinking of going on Britain's Got Talent next year.
This made me smile:
"Poortvliet has kept faith with the young talent in his squad"
As if he has a choice to replace most of the 'youngsters' with an older equivalent....
Which sort of implies that his inclusion on the bench for the Norwich game was Lowe 'playing with his mind' to make him think he was back in favour when in fact he wasn't/isn't.
If there's any smidgen of truth in my reading-between-the-lines there then it's worrying to think that one of our substitute places was taken up by a player purely for a points scoring exercise.
As I say, that could be (probably is) a b0ll0x interpretation of events but one can't rule it out on the 'facts' available either....
They may not actively keep their ear to the ground, so to speak, but wouldn't they be slightly curious if they bumped into a rich Kuwaiti being given a tour of the facilities by the "head of security" though? (for example)