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Link?

Nah, I tend to leave such thoughts to the plethora of football experts on the forum. I know bugger all about football (and popular music it would seem)

And it's that changing status nature of events that people who make stuff up on Twitter rely upon...

Jordan Henderson for starters...

I'm still going to rate the window 4 out of 10 though whatever happens, just to keep the door open on becoming a member of the SaintsWeb Forum Hindsight Club in 9 months time should our season go tits up at some point...

He could still be the 'club captain' without being the on-field captain...?

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This guy's got 3 followers, so must be true....

Found it... Nothing about the Stewart deal falling through though....

Repeating myself here, but Jack Rosser isn't tweeting at the moment. Wher Still can't see it. Direct link?

Where is Jack Rosser saying this? (he's not tweeted anything since yeaterday)

Source?

Jack Rosser (credited as source) hasn't tweeted for 22 hours though...?

Orca snag....?

Oops.... Meant Wolves!

Might need to get your hearing checked out....?

We're gonna have more players than we started off with at this rate....

I wonder if we got Che to sign the new three year deal before calling off the deal with Wolves....?! "Here Che.... sign this and we'll get the Wolves move rubber stamped.... oops...."

Result!