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This is what baffles me about the clever people. They tend to say stuff that makes the thick people even more resolute to vote for the very things that the clever people abhor. Surely, if the clever people were really clever then they would avoid telling the thick people how thick they are? Yet they do the opposite. Maybe we simply live in a world where everyone is thick, no matter how clever some people think they are....?

There wasn't the usual 'print at home' option available when I bought my ticket. Just home delivery or collect at stadium.

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Indeed... What this club needs right now is fans that are always brimming with positivity....

I think they're only on sale to fans with previous booking history though, rather than anyone who happens to be registered?

I find his technique quite arousing, so long may it continue as far as I'm concerned. Especially the addition of "...right?" at the end of every post. I'm getting moist even as I type.

You ok, hun? 😂

Hmm...

Bollocks

Doesn't our 'Ralphball' system theoretically work better against the better teams though...? i.e. the teams that don't sit back in numbers and play on the counter? #clutchingatstraws

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I can see Forest being dragged back into the relegation scrap over the next few weeks...

It did occur to me to give him/her/them a pre-emptive name check before posting....

Well, that worked a treat...

# Warped logic klaxon # Everton are one of those teams that always seem to find enough to avoid relegation so I'd actually prefer them to beat other teams that are within catching distance of us, such as Forest.

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Lighthouse and MLG... Never before seen in the same room together...

That line up suggestion was partly born out of frustration with the lack of gumption being shown by the majority of our senior players along with a dash of tongue-in-cheek. I've just got to the stage now where I don't think we'll stay up regardless of who plays, ergo, why not give a few of the best lads a crack of the whip? It won't happen of course, unless we get to the point where we're mathematically down with games to go.