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Surprised not to see Lord D's favourite, John Terry, make the top 3

I would Edit: actually, now I come to think about it, I may already have

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The closer Portsmouth Community FC get to the play-offs the better from a comedy value perspective #sonearyetsofar

We should at least wait to hear Henri's stance on insurance bets and momentum curves IMO.

Hello @Henri Manie... Welcome to the Saintsweb Forum! (The most cheerful and positive place on the internet )

Never heard of him. There again, I'm a bit of an old git.

The supermarket delivery driver who moans and groans about how difficult it was to find your house despite the previous 38 drivers having no trouble at all in finding it. Twat.

This. 100%. People that invent and/or sign-off this shit should be exempt from the law that prevents people from being clomped around the head with a cricket bat.

Thick-as-mince 'celebrities' whose agent has somehow convinced them it would be a good idea to appear on 'Richard Osman's House of Games'

Indeed. By the way, am I imagining it or has this been the first season in a while where we haven't seen the semi-regular appearance of a 'new face' from the academy/U18/U23 teams on the 1st team bench? Can't remember the last time we had a prospect on the bench (cue someone probably reminding me that it was only a few weeks ago or suchlike!)

Garth Crooks in seeking reaction and getting reaction shocker...

Has he got any homework to do this coming weekend....? #SaintsVPalace #inatthedeepend #nothingtolose

Seems clear enough to me. He wanted to give the players chance to redeem themselves in the second half.

Not bad for a club that's f***ing rubbish for 90% of the season.

And Brighton only scored because of two defensive brain farts. Swings and roundabouts.

Game on

We'll have to agree to disagree on the general point (although I agree he has one or two faux pas in him per game)

Because Adams' leg wasn't 2 inches longer