trousers

Insurance bet o'clock

Get in!!!

Get him off the pitch FFS...

Square

Utd equaliser

Fixed it for you...

Fair observation, but the election only got the green light because parties that advocated another referendum voted it through parliament rather than clubbing together to legislate for a people's vote. The words hoist, own and petard spring to mind.

Great save McCarthy

Ings goal disallowed

I'm baffled as to why we haven't made an attacking change with 75 minutes on the clock

Ings hits the bar

We seem to have a manager that makes subs according to arbitrary times on the clock unfortunately.

Didn't said parties have an opportunity in the previous parliament session to vote for a people's vote...?

Is Antonio still not good enough for the Premier League...?

Ha! No goal...

Game over

Not sure we're allowed to bring on players that aren't on the bench to be honest

Why do 99% of managers wait until an arbitrary moment in time (e.g. half time, 60 mins etc) to change things around if things aren't working out? Change things around in the first half if it's obvious that changes are necessary FFS (Mourinho is the only manager that springs to mind who bucks this trend)

Just watched a replay of their goal. Can someone tell me why a professional footballer would consider it acceptable to defend a shot by pirouetting 6 feet in front of the attacker in an attempt to defend the shot with their arse? (Jack Stephens)

Cock

Anyone know why Bertrand has regressed into "wander around aimlessly looking like he doesn't give a toss" mode after a few decent performances recently?

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Bugger

Tick

No, have been steering clear of it this year. Assume we're top half by now?