When you go to cut a sandwich in half and take every measure humanly possible to ensure the the cut has gone all the way through the bread end-to-end, you still get two little bits of stubborn bread clinging mercilessly together at one end.
Bread: stop it, you twat - it's f***ing annoying
Twats that call a sequence of TV shows a "season" rather than a "series". (Probably the same utter twats that say "Can I get....?" rather than "Can I have...?")
Even Jeremy F***ing Clarkson did so when announcing 'season' (sic) five of 'Clarkson's Farm' recently.
Twats.