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Would've thought it would have the opposite effect?

F*** it... I know I've been banging on all window about signing a Lambert-esque centre forward but let's just get everyone's favourite son-in-law back into the fold instead, play him higher up the pitch, get him taking the free-kicks again and bag the c.10 goals per season we know he's capable of. Get it done SR, you cheeky rascals! Are you with me @Lord Duckhunter or what...? 😁

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As if by magic...

Agree, but I would imagine he'll be too knackered to start on Saturday...?

For the love of almighty God, just announce the new goalkeeper. FFS.

Source?

Take your pick... (not all wingers, obviously)

True story 👍

Wasn't it reported recently that the formalities with Garcia have been done and dusted in advance, so it's just a case of signing on the dotted line now? As such, one would like to think that things can move quite rapidly now...

Carsley just name-dropped KWP in his England press conference as a player he's impressed with; a defender who is also comfortable playing in midfield. FFS Lee, at least let us get the window out of the way before you raise his profile!

There's defo some valid logic in that...

Looks that way. Getting well fed up with these failed attempts to sign a keeper. SR out!

Just get him signed already, FFS!

I've always felt JWP plays better as an '8' rather than a '6', that's for sure....

Is that the same Martin that keeps telling us with a straight face that Ross Stewart is "two weeks away" and that we're not in the market for signing players who are likely to break our wage structure (ref. Ramsdale)...?

And I'm interested in what type of toaster he likes.... Any of these perhaps?

This is taking a long time, have we missed out on him?

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I know I'm getting old and senile but I've not seen one post on this thread directing hatred at Stephens...?

I've heard some say that we have nothing Toulouse by signing this fella, but I'm not so sure...

So, how long do we give for the announcement before getting that all too familiar sinking feeling...?