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9 years...

Would be the icing on the cake of a perfect day

Cor blimey guvnor. Penalties ahoy

Seems odd we took him to China if he was on the cusp of moving clubs

Was one of our best attacking prospects in the academy a few years ago, scoring for fun at that level. Intriguing how some players can be superb at one level but not make it up to the next. (That said, maybe the serious injury he had a couple of seasons ago has done for him?)

Can't see us keeping a clean sheet. Need the 2nd goal #saintssupportermode

Sterling in taking too long shocker

You can thank me later...

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Pass it sooner Sterling FFS

This has got penalties written all over it

Source? (Feel free to reply "#textbook" )

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Nailed on. It'll go to penalties and we all know how that'll pan out

England 1 Colombia 1 England lose 4-2 on penalties

Sounds like they conducted that interview in the gents

Indeed. Would be hailed as an excellent signing if we were buying him on the back of his performances in this world cup.

Yeah, but... the 50 pence I was going to put on it would've paid for my Saintsweb subscription for another year

10 to flippin' 1 for the Belgium win at 0-2

Inevitable

At which end?

I know... Was hovering over the 'place bet' button...

And there it is.... Fellani

Belgium to win this in the 90 minutes I reckon