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Utd's fixtures: Manchester United ‏@ManUtd Our @EuropaLeague fixtures: 15 Sep - Feyenoord (A), 18:00 BST 29 Sep - Zorya (H), 20:05 BST 20 Oct - Fenerbahce (H), 20:05 BST 3 Nov - Fenerbahce (A), 18:00 GMT 24 Nov - Feyenoord (H), 20:05 GMT 8 Dec - Zorya (A), 18:00 GMT

Feyenoord just confirmed the dates for Group A

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37138469

Yes!

Group K please

Blue? FFS!

Probably best if he signs on a piece of paper to be honest (Yes, I am indeed here all week)

Textbook

Fair point. He is very good. The dropping in of a random false fact in an otherwise sane post is a particular masterstroke.

Generous

I remember it well...

Source?

http://www.aboutmyarea.co.uk/Hampshire/Portsmouth/PO6/News/Local-News/301878-Come-Dine-With-Me-Looking-for-Couples-From-Portsmouth Any punchline writers out there...?

Where's your money gone, where's your money gone? Far far away Ooooh wee, we buy on the cheap cheap Chirpie chirpie cheap cheap cheap

Ah, OK. Apologies. I thought it had been confirmed by others on here previously. Oh well, I think I'll stick to my trusty earlobe methodology in future...

That's it then. Deploy the bunting chaps