trousers

Uh-oh...5-1 free header for Benteke

"Are you Sunderland in disguise?!"

Goal of the season right there from Long

Wow!!!!! Long 5

And had a good goal disallowed. Mane will no doubt get MotM, but Pelle's been instrumental

4-0!!!!

Less than 3 minutes hat trick. World record?

Mane hat trick!!!!!!!!

Ha ha!! 2-0

Yes!!!!! mane

Pelle ruled offside when a mile onside

I would imagine its because JWP is, currently, the most successful product of our academy that's still with the club (and most likely to still be here next season), and that's the image the club wants to portray - goes hand in hand with the "we breed players...." philosophy.

Could "Francis Maddison" be an anagram of something? 'Adidas' is in there f'sure...

Nick Robinson ‏@bbcnickrobinson BREAKING Team Chukka insist there was & is no unwelcome press story coming. That is not why he has pulled out they say

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/new-party-for-socialist-misanthropes-a-hit-2015051598325

Grown men on a football forum criticising grown men at a football match pushing their arms against each other? Each to their own....

Damn. One less person to annoy with my second hand opinions.

So, what time is the big reveal tomorrow then?

Looking at it from the other direction, if the director of the 'film' said to the 'props department' : "hey guys, can you print me off an A3 sheet of red and white stripes please?" Why would the prop department choose to print something that wasn't equal width stripes? The fact that they arent equal width would suggest to me that someone made a conscious decision to print it that way. I'm defo in the 'think too hard about it' camp

What an absolutely magnificent riposte