trousers

I think we should try punching the ball into the net. The ref will never give it as handball...

Looking at the replay of their goal its a blatant foul by Morgan on Clasie. Should be 0-0.

Cock

Can someone remind me what the wording of the handball rule is?

Why are we playing musical statues at throw-ins?

Even weirder....it's something connected to Pompey that's actually paid its tax...

[video=youtube;Cz2-ukrd2VQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cz2-ukrd2VQ

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Clutching at straws and belittling other teams in the league (with no sense of irony)... 'The News' doing what it does best... http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/pompey-frustration-may-be-blessing-in-disguise-1-7303414

It's OK. He's been planning his exit before the sh*t hits the fan for a while now... http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/32756238

Things just got a whole lot worse for Corbyn. Now spotted eating cake on holiday. http://www.westerndailypress.co.uk/Jeremy-Corbyn-cake-eats-Exmouth-holiday/story-29018984-detail/story.html

The bottom line is, regardless of whether they get promoted or not, it is clear that the leopard hasn't changed its spots. Same old Pompey: a spending regime that is underpinned by the gamble of success on the field rather than investing in their infrastructure and allowing success to develop organically. New football club, same old ways.

The SaintsWeb Forum for all the laughs they've given us?

This sounds like a job for Clapham Saint to me...

They've been revolting for decades

Yes. Only Pompey could boast about managing to fleece their creditors one more time, having already written off 96% of what they originally owed. They didn't even have the dignity to pay the full amount of the remaining 4%. "Yay, we're now debt free" Yes, only because you ended up paying back next to bugger all of the debt you buffoons.

No. The 3 PFA charges were eventually removed last year (Sept 2015 IIRC).

What's he rambling on about?

http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/news/article/20160330-kelvin-davis-testimonial-ticket-prices-3032712.aspx

I'd heard that Pompey were going to be sponsored by... Something to do with them being irritating ****s... Boom. Tish.

He played the first half

Self awareness was never one of their strong points... Calling other teams tinpot is off the irony scale.

Pompey fans being their usual magnanimous selves...

I've got us coming 18th...