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Sounds like there might be a happy medium somewhere between the two extremes though, maybe?

Which page? You seem to have got hold of a copy before me

Shaw on his first season at Man Utd... http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11667/9806110/luke-shaw-admits-to-frustrating-first-season-at-manchester-united Not a lot of admiration for Master Shaw in the comments section.

Takes one to know one I suppose... http://order-order.com/2015/04/15/eton-ukulele-loon-was-privately-educated/

Is that from a newspaper headline or via in-depth analysis of an 80 page document?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/arsenal/11537367/Jurgen-Klopp-quits-Borussia-Dortmund-live.html Well, made me chuckle anyway

Like you, I have always respected the thinking of the CBI.... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/11533909/Quick-fix-Labour-plans-a-cause-for-concern-experts-warn.html http://www.reward-guide.co.uk/hubs/payandbonuses/business-groups-slam-labour-s-plans-for-zero-hours-contracts http://www.wsandb.co.uk/wsb/news/2371387/labours-gbp8-minimum-wage-pledge-attacked-by-cbi

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/graphic-dashcam-footage-shows-arizona-police-car-ramming-into-suspect-to-detain-him-10177145.html

Just saying what....? (sorry, I'm usually slow on the up-take on this kinda thing.... )

Tinpot post-match interview alert... http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/waddock-praises-pompey-performance-despite-stevenage-loss-1-6689693

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/holloway-flattered-by-pompey-link-1-6689500 Allen headline: "Holloway flattered by Pompey link" What Holloway actually said: "It is always very flattering and very nice whenever fans link you to jobs" So, he wasn't flattered by being linked with Pompey, per se, he's flattered when linked to any club.

The number of people killed by horse and carriage has gone down too over the last 100 years or so....

Nor will 90% of the electorate I would venture. #headlineswinvotes

https://www.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/200092/FINAL_Facing_the_Future__3_md.pdf

Very likely. You don't "rest" an international right-back when you're only playing one game per week during the end of season run in where you're trying to secure the highest possible finish.

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How many over 21s are we allowed to play? Maybe chuck Pelle in for a laugh? Or, what about Wanyama.... Does his ban apply to U21 games too....?

Only if we win apparently

Paves the way for Boris so great by me

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