trousers

Koeman (paraphrased slightly): "If any of my players gave me the impression they don't want to play for Southampton, and are angling for a move away, then I will put them in the stands for the rest of the season"

Koeman: "We've talked [me and the board] about budget for new player(s) and there is still time to do business when we want to do business, and you'll see what will happen"

Koeman: "Mane will be back in the starting line-up on Saturday. He wants to play for Southampton. He won't be sold this window."

Koeman: "Cedric will be back for Saturday. Jaunmi had a minor injury last week but is back in full training now. Pelle should be back next Wednesday."

2pm

Correct

FT: Saints 1 Chelsea 0 Reed had a good game, as did Forster

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11674/9783211/portsmouth-creditors-facing-wait-for-cash

Saints 1 Chelsea 0 Seager

I'm not the only one who has been blocked by Messrs Crook and Allen then...?

There's little point quoting definitions these days. The dictionary definition of Boxing Day is "the first weekday after Christmas day" but most people conveniently ignore that...

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/4444819.Is_King_Kev_returning_to_Saints_/

I've not been on here too much over the festive period but, looking back, you've got to admire 'Dalek' for the number of bites that his posts have attracted following the West Ham and Norwich results

Maybe the board are in two minds....like some of the posters on here...?

G'day. Got any links to these twitter rumours? (I've searched for 'Koeman' mentions over the last 5 hours and can't find one). Cheers

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Good evening Alex...

Catlin saying that they were worried about selling their full allocation for their FA Cup tie at Ipswich? Surely some mistake....? (Forward-wind to 6 mins 24 seconds)

Probably best if I don't. Humour was never one of my most prevalent traits.

You do realise pragmatism is frowned upon on here....?

Superb 1st half performance. Shame we couldn't have put the game to bed before West Ham woke up in the 2nd half. Still, 7 points off 5th place going into 2016. Could be worse...

Anyone got Alanis Morrisette's phone number...?

4.2/10