trousers

Just put a few bob on the draw and a Villa win. You can thank me later

Stroke

"Big match" [emoji38]

No, because he was only referring to the likes of Corbyn and McDonnell. (btw, I think Cameron was a bit of an arse for saying what he's reported to have said, but I also think its equally arseworthy (

Last seen playing in a 7-2 defeat in the U21s I believe....

George Eaton ‏@georgeeaton Alex Salmond tells LBC that Tony Benn would be "burling in his grave" over Hilary's speech. Emily Benn ‏@Emily_Benn @georgeeaton @AlexSalmond Mr Salmond, Your comments are both deeply offensive and simply untrue. I hope you reflect and retract them

That was some bush tucker trial by Fearn there

Its all kicking off on "I'm a Celebrity..."

Might explain Cedric's absence from the squad vs Man City then I guess...

Before or after the Man City game? Cheers

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/14116296.Koeman__realistic__over_Southampton_spending/

I'm still chuckling at the "league 2 powerhouse" oxymoron

Here's your weekly ration of facepalm fodder fellow nutjobs... http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-s-status-is-reason-for-ref-justice-1-7092901 POMPEY’s status as a League Two powerhouse is having a negative effect on referees Cook: "I believe personally that because we are such a big club, it can have a negative effect."

Its not mandatory to bite...

Same old Pompey... The words 'leopard' and 'spots' spring to mind.

5.7/10

Andy Murray is British the last time I looked. I think he was born in the Scottish part of Great Britain but not entirely sure. And then there's the back room staff...no idea where they were born... http://www.sportinglife.com/tennis/news/article/553/10077869/the-secret-of-gbs-success

Saints 2 Liverpool 1 VvD 26, Mane 64

People are bemoaning that Koeman didn't pick our strongest available line up, but isn't that because he/we want to play our best team on Wednesday? If he'd played our strongest 11 today and then gone out of the cup on Wednesday (due to lack of freshness, injury, etc) then the post match thread on Wednesday would be full of people slagging Koeman off for not resting players vs Man City. Damned if he does, damned if he doesn't....?

2-1 !!!!

Oopsie

Subs: Wright, Clichy, Fernando, Silva, Navas, Iheanacho, Bony