Matthew Le God

You haven't looked very hard! There are multiple articles linking him with Saints over the past weeks in newspapers... plus Pellegrino has publicly confirmed the club's interest in Promes in press conferences.

Still waiting Heisenberg, it has been 26 days now since the original offer! Did you photoshop this and spell Matthew incorrectly?

Michael Obefemi didn't score twice, he didn't play at the weekend for the under 18s. Saints goals vs Leicester City under 18s were scored by Jonathan Afolobi (x2) and Enzo Robsie.

You'll always find me in the kitchen

Easy! Same as I want for every single cup draw Southampton are in... To be drawn against the worst team left in the competition and to play them at St Mary's for the best possible chance of progression!

Still not happened... perhaps because you spelt Matthew incorrectly as Mathew

Actually I took it from whoscored.com and if you actually read it... it say the criteria is for players with at least 10 goals.

Puzzled why people still think clubs can't work on multiple transfers at the same time.

Most of those are not big target men strikers. Carrillo is being signed as a replacement for the injured Austin. btw still waiting for the sponsorship... Will the wait ever end? It has been nearly 3 weeks now!

1) Gallagher cannot be recalled 2) Gallagher has 5 goals in his last 7 games. Moving him upfront rather than out wide has seen him become very dangerous in recent weeks

Day 18 since this... PM the forum owner and make 'MLG (sponsored by Heisenberg)' a reality.

Saints are not 2nd from bottom and are only 4 points from the top half of the table, it isn't quite the disaster you make out.

On what evidence have you jumped to the conclusion they are being indecisive? For all you know, they know exactly what they want to do. Of course it would be great to have targets in on 1st January; but selling clubs, players and agents often want to wait to see what other interest can be generated.

Are these all new signings?

You've lost me! In other news... 16 days ago

He has already shown a willingness for that. It is unlikely he is playing in Russia for anything other than financial reasons.

Easy to dismiss things as "simple tap ins", but it is a skill in its own right to be in the right place at the right time to score such goals.

How about a pitch like this... [video=youtube;h-tT938gKW8]

The wage bill has to be full of some big wages somewhere. If van Dijk was on £65k p/w as recently claimed then that is £3.4m a year... that leaves a lot of wagebill left to be taken up by the rest of the squad. You can't get to a wagebill as large as Saints' with players like Stephens only on £20k p/w, it has to be higher across the squad than many seem to think.

We haven't got a wage bill as large as ours without having players on big contracts... https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/3925722/southampton-jack-stephens-signs-contract/

What exactly are you claiming is the PR lie? Everton beating us to a player doesn't automatically equal ineptitude by the board. We don't know all the facts of went on with Walcott so it isn't a good idea to jump to conclusions and start throwing accusations around without good evidence to support them.

Is 'MLG mode' a thing? Should I apply for the trademark?

The standard of the league isn't really relevant, what is relevant is the standard of the teammates he is competing with for a starting spot at Monaco. It is no disgrace to be playing second fiddle to Falcao.

Have you considered it is easier for a young player to get games for Saints than it is for Italian champions Juventus?

I don't see why that would matter. If Saints were relegated, Walcott would more than likely be sold to another top flight club so it shouldn't be an issue of great concern for him.