Matthew Le God

Kenya are already out of the World Cup and Wanyama is the first name on their team sheet.

Calum Chambers has been playing right back for Saints under 21's and England under 19's for quite a while now.

Shame putting people on your ignore list doesn't stop you seeing those posts if quoted. He appears to have forgotten I have him on my ignore list so I won't be reading what it says and have no intention to read any of his posts ever again, let alone reply directly to him.

There is a signicant difference between the two nicknames. Skate - The nickname the "Skates" isn't as you suggest about every Portsmouth fans having sex with fish, it is about sailors based in Portsmouth. Scummer - I'm yet to see any evidence of the mythical dock strike. Pompey fans feel unsure to even name a year, decade or a shred of evidence these events took place. .................... Saints fans are fully aware "Skates" it is a tongue in cheek nickname and most likely has little root in reality - at least not widespread in Portsmouth. Perhaps some sailors did it, perhaps not, there would have only been very few examples of it. Difference is the majority of Pompey fans believe the mythical dock strike as being true.

The mythical dock strike is just that... mythical. Ask any Pompey fan to provide evidence for the events, they'd struggle and fail to prove the year let alone anything else.

I was in the process of writing it before you posted the correction.

Because he signed for Southampton the day before they left, having been on tour abroad with Celtic. He'd have things to sort out beforehand and has now joined up with them. No big deal really.

Saints are being linked with strikers for around £20m in a bracket (or two or three) up from Hooper. There is a reason newly promoted Hull and newly relegated QPR want him, he isn't at the level Saints want any more.

A 1st team Premier League player that cost £12.5m to be on only £30k p/w would be unusual.

He turned down Cardiff because he became a father last week and wants to stay in the North West.

In Saints' 4-2-3-1 last season a lot of the width came from Clyne and Shaw playing very high up the pitch, when they push forwards Cork and Schneiderlin cover them.

They might not know to ask.

What are you doing with it? Emailing it to the club?

Think I might hide an old Saints shirt in the fish counter at Tesco. An eye for an eye.

For a start it is probably quite flammable!

No, its extremely unprofessional and pathetic. It also tarnishes the reputation of whichever company they work for if it hits the press, which is now likely. Most employers would take disciplinary action in such incidents, possibly even sacking those involved. It appears from Jordan Sibley's response the club aren't happy - and rightly so. For any Pompey fan reading this, imagine if it were the other way round (hard to imagine Pompey spending multi millions on infrastructure I know!) but how would you feel? Be honest.

If the people involved are lucky they will be sacked. If Mr Cortese finds them first... Don't mess with Nicola Cortese!

Anyone recorded it in case the idiots remove the self incriminating evidence from youtube?

Unprofessional and pathetic. Lets hope their employers throw the book at them.

The squad for the training camps in Spain and Austria... Adam Lallana Artur Boruc Calum Chambers Danny Fox Dejan Lovren Emmanuel Mayuka Guly Do Prado Jack Cork Jack Stephens James Ward-Prowse Jason Puncheon Jay Rodriguez Jordan Turnbull Jos Hooiveld José Fonte Kelvin Davis Lloyd Isgrove Luke Shaw Morgan Schneiderlin Nathaniel Clyne Paulo Gazzaniga Rickie Lambert Steven Davis Plus... Maya Yoshida - joining up this weekend Gaston Ramirez - joining up next week Victor Wanyama - joining up next week

50 goals in 106 games in the Spanish and Italian top flight isn't exactly poor. Over a 38 game season that would average about 18 goals. Only van Persie, Suarez, Bale and Benteke scored more than 18 goals last season in the Premier League.

This shows you how to do code on the forums... http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/misc.php?do=bbcode#videocode

He thinks he is Johnny Depp...

Not many players that can be... pretty much its Pablo Osvaldo.

No Eterna watch but a nice friendly hug from Pochettino..aww...