Matthew Le God

Yup and will do this season as well it seems.

I just copied and pasted a scorers list. Which two are you saying aren't strikers? Brighton's and/or Havertz? In any case, the point stands even if you take them out of the list.

What counts as 'proven'? Che Adams scored a similar number of PL goals as the following last season... Gabriel Jesus 8 Kai Havertz 8 Leandro Trossard 8 Neal Maupay 8 Romelu Lukaku 8 Danny Ings 7 Che Adams 7

Thread needs a title change as he isn't chancellor any more! 👍

The original source...

I doubt the club or Bazunu, Bella-Kotchap & Lavia and their agents think they are 'squad signings'. The sales pitch to them would be join Saints and you'll be in the first XI and play in the Premier League extremely soon. I'd guess Bazunu and Bella-Kotchap will start vs Spurs and even Lavia might.

The hotel concierge might be worth asking! They know their stuff!

Prince William will be pleased England are level pegging with the Germans.

They managed to get £80m for Maguire!

Have you made that judgement based on 45 minutes of a friendly vs last seasons Champions League semi finalists after Mara had only a couple of training sessions with his new teammates? 🤔

They only have 45 league games he can play in 😉 (I doubt they'll be in the playoffs)

Caption competition...

It had two questions, it was a joke answer to the second question.

This thread is as depressed as Antonio Conte was the last time Saints played away at Spurs!

It was a joke not about tickets, but people panicking over Spurs thrashing us...

Kick-off

The media can make things up without any truth to them.

Sounds like Bayern want Zirkzee to stay this season...

I think you are in for a shock if you don't think Bazunu, Aribo, Bella-Kotchap and possibly Lavia start vs Spurs. Why do you think they all did in the final preparation game?