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Challengers: Southampton Sheffield Wednesday *Millwall Colchester United Playoff contenders: Huddersfield Town *Swindon Town Brighton Brentford ... my outside bet to do well Top half Walsall Charlton Athletic Bristol Rovers Notts County Bottom half Peterborough Utd Plymouth Argyle MK Dons ... outside bet to go down, appear to be in disarray at the moment Carlisle United Yeovil Town Leyton Orient Exeter City Hartlepool United Favourites for the drop: Oldham Athletic Tranmere Rovers Bournemouth Rochdale Dagenham or Aldershot or Morecambe or Rotherham

How do you work that out then? Surman played right across our midfield at various times including plenty of games at right mid, he also did a very passable impersonation of a left back on several occaisions towards the end of his time with us - it's not a giant leap of faith is it to deduce that he would do a better job at RB than any of the three we currently consider our RBs? Far better player than any of those three.

Surman would **** all over Semi/Murty/LJ at RB, FACT!

So blocks 1-2-3 will be open for ST sales and matchday sales again?

Posted last week - it really shouldn't affect us. If we are serious about the top two then which three of these four we play should be irrelevent. Charlton; I have Charlton ST mates and with the demise of Gillingham it's once again my nearest game; always a decent awayday - keep 'em down! Huddersfield; never been there, diary permitting quite fancy this one next year. They tailed-off quite badly this year and were only helped into the play-offs by Millwall's no-show at their place. Thrashed at our place - they haven't done enough for me to deserve promotion - keep 'em down! Swindon: small team who punched well above their weight this season, excellent manager. For however poor we were that day I thought they still looked decent at their place and were also v good at St Marys. Hopefully they will have to sell at least one of the strikers and we can go down there next season and right a few wrongs - keep 'em down! Millwall; no mark club and one of the very worst away days I've ever been to (decent view though)! Fair play to Jackett who has got a very average bunch of players performing well above the sum of their individual parts. If they stay down and keep him they would be probably be the biggest single threat to us next year and they present unattractive opposition at home and away - let 'em go up and good riddance (hopefully we could pass them and P going the other way at the end of the season).

Plans to build new 60,000 stadium rubbished by several forum members as 'nowhere near big enough' ('I just wish this club would show some ambition for once, FFS') Away fans, coming soon to a block near you (allegedly). No way Saints will sell anywhere near 35k for JPT at Wembley ('tickets will be easy to come by' 'everybody that wants one will get one') Saints shouldn't even try to win the first round/second round/semi final/regional final (of the JPT), 'I won't be going even if we get through and I can't see more than 25k trekking up to London on a Sunday for a mickey-mouse final' Our pies and beer are the worst in the whole of the football league, FACT. Lowe was too tight to install undersoil heating / undersoil heating wasn't deemed necessary due to the stadium location / undersoil pipes were installed but Lowe 'never bothered' to have them connected. SMS is in a fantastic, pub-walking, traditional city centre location / SMS is siuated in a slum and suffers from intractable traffic problems. There is no media-worthy event at the football club that can't be made worse by a few choice words from self appointed uber-fan Nick Illingsworth (and where did all the Saints trust members vanish to?) The new home shirt will definitely have some red and some white somewhere on it and will be loved by 50% of the fan base and rejected by the other 50%. And finally .... WE'LL WALK THIS LEAGUE NEXT YEAR!

****ed up, left field selection Niemi Telfer Fonte Paul Williams Bridge Walcott Oakley Guthrie Bale Lambert Pahars Anybody want a game? That team would win CCC, and give an account in the Prem Honorable mentions: kelvin/killer/claus/beatts/crouch (that'll do for the bench!)

Don't knock it; what some supporters would recognise as a caravan forecourt is in fact another set of supporters' estate agent. LOL at the pictures! I thought football hoolies were up there with the coolest and hippest things around? PMSL at their 'smart casual' wear. The majority of this lot look like the Adams family after a smash and grab raid at a Matalan clearance sale, very third division; I thought we were Premier League in these matters?

Best Southend Leeds Brentford Worst Colchester Millwall (that's the one single game for me where our play-off place went down the drain)

Les Read = Curbishley?

Villa don't have a sponsor either. In terms of ****ing contests I suppose it depends on the time frame you look at and the the variables of past performance/current performance/past, present and future crowds, current backing, likely long-term backing etc etc I've followed football and Saints since the mid 60's (first game v Sheff Weds at the Dell 1967, most recent game v Gillingham on Saturday). Clubs that are 'bigger' than Saints: Man U, Man C, L'pool, Everton, Arse, Chel, Spurs, Leeds, Villa, Newcastle, Sunderland Same sort of size: Forest, Derby, Wolves, West Ham, Palace, Sheff Weds, Norwich, West Brom Saints are 'bigger' than: Fulham, Burnley, Hull, Cardiff, Ipswich, Coventry, Middlesborough, Leicester, Blackburn, Wigan, Pompey! Brum, Bristol City, Stoke, Sheff Utd These don't even come close: Charlton, Millwall, Swansea, Plymuff, All IMHO of course!

Ian Storey-Moore? BWP?

Boring! Let's start a thread where we all slag off players that aren't good enough and I'd wager to say that some posters won't ever have seen playing. Move on, we can afford better now and I have no doubt that over the next few months AP/NC/ML will be acquiring better. We can take it as read that Pullis, Lancashire, Molyneux have no future with us at the sort of level we are aiming at; much more to the point is where and how we strengthen. A new RB is essential, beyond that it's all up for grabs. No reason at all why this season's squad would not win this league next season (barring injury to Morgan or RL), fortunately we can do better than that; we are one of the few clubs at any level who are in a position to strengthen pretty much as and where we want to.... happy days.

Will Wagon be wheeled for 'conspiracy' now? Or is this just be good ol' threatening behaviour? I'm finding it hard to keep up with all the legal niceities (sp?); where do we all stand 'legally' with offering vague unspecified threats and arranging to meet in certain locations, via 'electronic media'?. More to the point; does anyone have any good old fashioned inside intel on the 'prospects' for Saturday? I know for a FACT that Kent OB have mobilised good numbers for Saturday, Gillingham are pikey chav scum and very territorial with it.

I'd quite like Leeds to stay down - excellent awayday/weekend - and guarantees two 'big games' next season. They also keep the profile of our league higher; if you take away Norwich/Charlton/Leeds you will halve this year's media attention and profile, and the remainder looks pretty anaemic. Take those three away and we will be everyone's Cup Final, home and away. Stay down and they are likely to lose one or two of their better players, and there's always room for two teams at the top! I'd get rid of Norwich, Millwall and Swindon and take our chances with Leeds and Charlton, with our set-up and backing we really shouldn't be fearing anybody at this level. Of the potentially relegated sides only Sheff Wed look like they could challenge in the top 6, I also expect Brentford to do well next season and maybe Brighton too if Poyet continues there.

If you do nothing else today ... click on the link above! Though probably best not do it if you are eating or have just eaten; at last JPFCW comes clean!

Stu, you're always mildly entertaining but you do your case a grave diservice with your hyperbole on this one; are you still in the 70's and 80's? I've seen about 10 homes and 10 aways this season and I've not seen any of the procedures that you claim that 'every constabulary follows as a minimum'. We're Cat C innit? (or A, I forget which one is the hardest ...) and I've seen Millwall H and A, Leeds A, Gills H, Charlton H and A, Pompey H, etc ... hang on a minute ... we did have your 'routine' procedures at Millwall A as I should imagine does every other team, but the days of lock-ins and mass marchings-to-the-station are (thankfully) long gone. Green Street-ers might wish it was different but the reality is that the 'ordinary fan' can travel H and A with minimal interference and inconvinience. Doesn't alter the fact that it was a monumental (deliberate?) boob by the OB to let P fans out at the final whistle but that in itself no way absolves our brave boys for taking responsibility for their own actions and let's hope that anybody who was silly enough to be filmed rattling fences and throwing windscreen wipers gets a sensible and proportinate sentence. PS Stu, why don't you bring your lads to the Gillingham game? How old are they? I'm sure they'd love it and we'd have another 2? introduced/indoctrinated into the faith; go on, you know want to.

Not really bothered who dunnit but a big 'thanks' to whoever did! Admin was the best thing to have happened to this club in a long time, where would we be now without it?

Spuds to be the new West Ham? We could do a lot worse than Dawson/King/Huddlestone/Jenas/Lennon/Crouch/Defoe (tho obviously not all at the same time). You have to hand it to sack face - give him a cheque book and he seems to deliver.

PlasticFantastic me up. Regular crowds of 40k? Capacity of 50k? Sell 30k STs at the (much higher) prices needed to sustain a new-build stadium and premier Lge/CL football? It's certainly a different sort of 'next level'...... anybody seen my jester hat and face paint?

Obsessed?

I thought the stadium was pretty good, much better than I expected in some respects. The walk up from the tube on Olympic Way side was pretty cool, loads of food outlets that seemed to be in line with 'normal' prices. The turnstiles and searching were pretty standard and the escalators were cool - the seats, general lay out, and leg room was excellent. We were right at the very back of 540 and the view was much better than I imagined, could clearly see the whole game and I managed to call the hand ball for the penalty from where I was sat! PA was complete cack where we were but that's pretty much par for the course - concourses were pretty big but there did seem a limited number of loo spaces (whats with the cubicles?) but I didn't notice queueing to be any worse than usual. At the end of the game I got from the back row of 540 to street level in less time than it takes me to get from the back rows of blocks 35-36 out of SMS! (and no stupid footbridge to queue over!). Tubes back into London seemed to be well organised and I easily caught a train from St Pancras a full hour earlier than I had allowed for. I don't really care what the food in the corporates is like, and anybody who relies on the stadium for food etc can expect to be ripped-off - it's what they do! I paid £24 for my seat (same as I paid to sit in the rain at MK the week before) and I thought that was excellent value; programme was also very good for £5 too. All-in-all I was pleasantly surpised and I thought Wembley was 'fit for purpose'. Where did the money go? That's a whole new ball game - same place as all the money in this country has gone in the last 10 years - out of the pockets of ordinary people and into the pockets of the rich and the bent - HTH!

I thought the atmosphere was very 'mixed', loads of colour and flags which was great; there were a few too many jester hats/face painters/coloured-red-and-silver wigs/viking helmets for my personal preference. I was right in the back three rows in 540 behind the goal and there was certainly some really good singing from all sections of the ground including us - there was also a lot of sit-down bingo bus types around me and a number of people who didn't seem to know the names of any of the Saints players. Guess that's what you get when you sell two for a season ticket? Sorry for any Saints fans that couldn't be there - clearly there were at least a couple of thousand who missed out and have been to 5+ games this season who didn't get near a ticket under the allocation system used. It was a really good day out and so pleased for ML and AP, loved Wotton's reaction (I really can't believe the marks he's got on some of the match threads - we went into the game without our best midfielder - he came in and did a job - we won - 4!-1 - at Wembley!! - people still want to have a go ...). Pre-match on Baker Street was good, stadium was excellent, transport links were much better than I anticipated, just don't think it was an 'awesome' atmosphere, 'good' but not 'awesome'.

Pedant alert! (surprised that one has got this far down the thread) And I'm sure I would be quite capable of putting in a decent shift in those circumstances; supermarket trolleys just have to be collected and stacked and it's simply unprofessional to be thinking about other 'stuff' at the same time.

Stupid answer - the bar code in the ticket points to either full price or concession - full price will trigger a green light and you walk on in - concession triggers an amber light and the stewards will look to see if it is being presented by an u16 or an over 65. Fairly confident you will not be able to swipe a children's ticket and breeze on in... unless of course it's 'busy' and/or the stewards take not a blind bit of notice of doing their jobs properly! All the above IMHO and completely made-up but I figure that's how it works ... HTH.