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If it came to this I'm sure Jez could call in some favours, #longtermplanning

Please, please, please, for once can the exit polls be right? Sits Vac = tory party leader?

Haven't looked at the link but I presume it is the Saudi footballers not taking part in a minutes silence in Aus? How very dare you disrespect one of our very best customers, their petro-dollars keep any number of UK citizens gainfully employed and post-Brexit SA will be right up there in Empire 2.0 with a UK loyalty points card. Pass the sick bag Alice.

In other news 'Clubs must field their strongest available side in all competitions'.

Yoshida and Stephens, let's hope he gets-up-to-speed PDQ.

(almost) the Pointer Sisters.

On the bright side we've probably killed any idea of a '39th' game - both sides have stunk the place out and Sky are struggling not to make the 37th game anything other than a game too far.

Boufal for JWP, 15 minutes to keep our shape and hang on for the 0-0.

Nothing on tonight, it's all repeats.

Peach and Channon too!

Is this an anagram? Think I've solved one bit of it.

Why would they want a cheap copy when they already have the real thing?

On those fixtures Puel will surely have massively under-achieved/lost the dressing room/over-rotated if we don't secure 8th? Back on planet earth it will be massively disappointing if we finish below West Ham. (West Ham to beat L'pool and Burnley and us to pick up less than 6 points is worth a cheeky fiver of someone else's money).

Number 3. VVD? Romeu? Gabi?

Surely you will need Flowers for a wedding?

Shocking stat,what price would you have got on that at the start of the season?

Bit early for that, pop back in early March 2018 and you might have yourself a deal.

Zola's available.

TBF I think most teams in the country would look small against Chelsea. Their side is packed with big athletes, it has been for years.

Unfortunately we are neither fish nor fowl. We played some lovely stuff tonight, particularly first half, but we are way too easy to play against/score against. To go to Chelsea and play 4-3-3 and hope to score more than them is a big ask, but it made for an entertaining watch. If we put in 38 of those performances a season then there is no way we would threaten the top 6/7 and no way we would go down, the table doesn't lie, Chelsea are top for a reason and we are where we are. If we do Hull by 3 or 4 all will be forgiven (we probably will, I can't go which usually equals a decent result).

This is one of the disappointments of the season for me. J Rod's dad needs to get over himself, get his son a gig at a mid-table Championship side and we can all move on.

Make-weight for Heaton would be nice.

Yes, very happy with Yoshida as our 'number 2' centre back, and would be equally delighted if he ends up as number 3. If we could 'buy' another 30 goals from somewhere and strengthen the midfield it wouldn't be the end of the world if we ended up with Yoshida and Stephens playing regularly.

You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time. Good to see the saintly Nige now admitting it's all 'a massive con'.

Any chance we could see the red lines before we vote?