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I 'thought' (not sure I got it where from) that Spurs' Wembley gates were capped at 55k or 60k?

Burnt Tories + UKIP + cave-dwelling small-off-shore-island troglodytes 46% ish. Everybody else 54% ish. When's the next election?

Darren Fletcher from WBA to Stoke, if it was a bike race that's the sort of move we should be marking.

Looks like Tories + UKip c47% Lab/LD/SNP/Plaid/Green c52%, NI + Independents and others 1% (my figures from a couple of hours ago but won't be far off final totals). Despite people still dribbling on this morning about Corbyn being unelectable it looks like the coalition of chaos has got the momentum to win a re-run in October and has got huge numbers of young people registered and voting. The Tories not looking quite so born-to-rule this morning.

Looks like TM will be handed the pearL-handled revolver before breakfast time this morning. Well-earned TBF. Davis for caretaker?

May's toast, hero to zero, she's now the white Dianne Abbott.

Hand brake turn!

Can someone look up 'hubris' on Wiki?

TBF Brexit has been a shambles for the last 12 months, May has been a shambles for about the last 7 years.

If it came to this I'm sure Jez could call in some favours, #longtermplanning

Please, please, please, for once can the exit polls be right? Sits Vac = tory party leader?

Haven't looked at the link but I presume it is the Saudi footballers not taking part in a minutes silence in Aus? How very dare you disrespect one of our very best customers, their petro-dollars keep any number of UK citizens gainfully employed and post-Brexit SA will be right up there in Empire 2.0 with a UK loyalty points card. Pass the sick bag Alice.

In other news 'Clubs must field their strongest available side in all competitions'.

Yoshida and Stephens, let's hope he gets-up-to-speed PDQ.

(almost) the Pointer Sisters.

On the bright side we've probably killed any idea of a '39th' game - both sides have stunk the place out and Sky are struggling not to make the 37th game anything other than a game too far.

Boufal for JWP, 15 minutes to keep our shape and hang on for the 0-0.

Nothing on tonight, it's all repeats.

Peach and Channon too!

Is this an anagram? Think I've solved one bit of it.

Why would they want a cheap copy when they already have the real thing?

On those fixtures Puel will surely have massively under-achieved/lost the dressing room/over-rotated if we don't secure 8th? Back on planet earth it will be massively disappointing if we finish below West Ham. (West Ham to beat L'pool and Burnley and us to pick up less than 6 points is worth a cheeky fiver of someone else's money).

Number 3. VVD? Romeu? Gabi?

Surely you will need Flowers for a wedding?

Shocking stat,what price would you have got on that at the start of the season?