ooh it's a corner

or not getting your money's worth when you've got £30 on a home win..... northern tossers

i think 15 minutes in a dark room is required. get the heart rate back into double digits for a while.....

I feel sick and we haven't even started yet...

Is it just a single user that you need? If so, then you are in safe-ish hands with Sage, it is proven, widely adopted and support is available readily should you need it. It's also inexpensive. If you start needing more functionality, or more users, then despite Sage's other offerings, I think there are better products out there. It's an easy analogy with cars. If you want a car for 1 person, you might buy a two seater sports car, but if you've got a family of 5 to transport, you wouldn't. I like Quickbooks, and if you're used to it, it might be the better product for you, but support is harder to find.

Jeez. Game abandoned. I really wished for Saints to equalise against Millwall, would have preferred to keep my wishes for this one

Bolton player, just collapsed in the game at white hart lane. Came to England with his family, escaping strife in DR Congo. fighting for his life. come on fella...

thanks for sticking those up, I love SWF for letting me see the goals before I ought to :-)

Utter utter utter disbelief.

for those of a confused disposition. saints are currently 3-2 up away at Millwall. West Ham are level 1-1 away at leeds. If you open your eyes you will be looking at the ceiling. sit up. rise slowly to your feet. if you feel dizzy sit down again. concentrate on your breathing, in and out, in and out, nice and slow

i nipped for a pee, and bedlam breaks loose. Thank you St Patrick

Come on Saint Patrick, who you gonna support today? Give us some luck of the Irish

come on saints, get back in the bloody game. we can salvage something here, just need to keep a semblance of composure

That wasn't a typo, it was a subliminal message Fuctas = fuctax stands to reason.

My old man said be a Pompey fan, I said, "Pompey? who are they?".

lol

it's ten past mignight in Dubai, I'm working, watching a stupid computer move data from A to B and this has cheered me up no end. well done sir, my forelock is duly tugged in your direction....

all right then, I won't be meeting tiger woods or anyone remotely famous, but work is sending me to Dubai for a week, so my question for all you expats in Dubai (is that just the two of you on here?) is where do I go in Dubai to watch the footie on Saturday evening?

They are a horrible little club... Even that old dear on the scooter is a thug.... http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/9570083.Pensioner_injured_in_mobility_scooter_hit_and_run/ *I have no evidence to suggest the little old lady that appears in Daily Echo library photos of Fratton Park was anyway involved in this accident. The comment was made purely for comedy effect and no offence to any persons, living, injured or driving around on mobility scooters in the fratton area was intended.

I can't find the footage, but I seem to remember a save made by Shilton versus Man Utd, when Bryan Robson volleyed from six yards out that Shilt's somehow reacted to, with the ball cannoning off his outstretched arm and flying over for a corner. that was good

If there's ever been an instance before when the entire eleven players are in our six yard box, I can't remember it....

Yeh - come on trousers - play to the whistle...

blimey - you live and learn, so for several years I've always thought it was a real faff to do this, then someone enlightens you on a forum.... You've probably got the same settings as me.... Go to the settings option (top right corner ish of the page) then go general settings within this scroll down to miscellaneous settings then change the text editor option from basic to standard. This gives you a nice little tool bar which allows you to insert video - genius - what will those clever people think of next you learn something new every day :-)

If you do a reply with quote to someone else's you'll see what happens - you'll get text like this (I've replaced the square brackets with quotation marks): "QUOTE=Dark Munster;1290300" "video=youtube;Ms-NM1Hoiaw"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms-NM1Hoiaw&feature=player_detailpage All of the formatting information is held within the square brakets [] and will have a starting command (QUOTE or video in this case) and will have an ending command (/quote and /video in this case). If you delete the starting quote and ending quote commands the text looks like this; "video=youtube;Ms-NM1Hoiaw"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms-NM1Hoiaw&feature=player_detailpage Then, if you are putting up a you tube link, you can copy the URL (the web page as it appears in your internet browsers when you are watching the you tube video). The video command needs to be altered as well to point youtube at the relevant video. In you tube's world that video is referenced as 04zwhjRiCbo. You will see that the URL can be a straight copy and paste, but you would still need to edit the first video= command. So, in the Simply Red video you were trying to post, it would look like this "video=youtube;04zwhjRiCbo" " Once you replace the quotation marks (with square brackets) that I have left here to show you, the video will appear like this.

It's our pleasure. 24,000 of us all chipped in. Sorry about the bubble gum..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAcnDevkTnc&ob=av2n The story that keeps going round and round and round.... kids - ask your dad.