ooh it's a corner

Bolton player, just collapsed in the game at white hart lane. Came to England with his family, escaping strife in DR Congo. fighting for his life. come on fella...

thanks for sticking those up, I love SWF for letting me see the goals before I ought to :-)

Utter utter utter disbelief.

for those of a confused disposition. saints are currently 3-2 up away at Millwall. West Ham are level 1-1 away at leeds. If you open your eyes you will be looking at the ceiling. sit up. rise slowly to your feet. if you feel dizzy sit down again. concentrate on your breathing, in and out, in and out, nice and slow

i nipped for a pee, and bedlam breaks loose. Thank you St Patrick

Come on Saint Patrick, who you gonna support today? Give us some luck of the Irish

come on saints, get back in the bloody game. we can salvage something here, just need to keep a semblance of composure

That wasn't a typo, it was a subliminal message Fuctas = fuctax stands to reason.

My old man said be a Pompey fan, I said, "Pompey? who are they?".

lol

it's ten past mignight in Dubai, I'm working, watching a stupid computer move data from A to B and this has cheered me up no end. well done sir, my forelock is duly tugged in your direction....

all right then, I won't be meeting tiger woods or anyone remotely famous, but work is sending me to Dubai for a week, so my question for all you expats in Dubai (is that just the two of you on here?) is where do I go in Dubai to watch the footie on Saturday evening?

They are a horrible little club... Even that old dear on the scooter is a thug.... http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/9570083.Pensioner_injured_in_mobility_scooter_hit_and_run/ *I have no evidence to suggest the little old lady that appears in Daily Echo library photos of Fratton Park was anyway involved in this accident. The comment was made purely for comedy effect and no offence to any persons, living, injured or driving around on mobility scooters in the fratton area was intended.

I can't find the footage, but I seem to remember a save made by Shilton versus Man Utd, when Bryan Robson volleyed from six yards out that Shilt's somehow reacted to, with the ball cannoning off his outstretched arm and flying over for a corner. that was good

If there's ever been an instance before when the entire eleven players are in our six yard box, I can't remember it....

Yeh - come on trousers - play to the whistle...

blimey - you live and learn, so for several years I've always thought it was a real faff to do this, then someone enlightens you on a forum.... You've probably got the same settings as me.... Go to the settings option (top right corner ish of the page) then go general settings within this scroll down to miscellaneous settings then change the text editor option from basic to standard. This gives you a nice little tool bar which allows you to insert video - genius - what will those clever people think of next you learn something new every day :-)

If you do a reply with quote to someone else's you'll see what happens - you'll get text like this (I've replaced the square brackets with quotation marks): "QUOTE=Dark Munster;1290300" "video=youtube;Ms-NM1Hoiaw"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms-NM1Hoiaw&feature=player_detailpage All of the formatting information is held within the square brakets [] and will have a starting command (QUOTE or video in this case) and will have an ending command (/quote and /video in this case). If you delete the starting quote and ending quote commands the text looks like this; "video=youtube;Ms-NM1Hoiaw"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms-NM1Hoiaw&feature=player_detailpage Then, if you are putting up a you tube link, you can copy the URL (the web page as it appears in your internet browsers when you are watching the you tube video). The video command needs to be altered as well to point youtube at the relevant video. In you tube's world that video is referenced as 04zwhjRiCbo. You will see that the URL can be a straight copy and paste, but you would still need to edit the first video= command. So, in the Simply Red video you were trying to post, it would look like this "video=youtube;04zwhjRiCbo" " Once you replace the quotation marks (with square brackets) that I have left here to show you, the video will appear like this.

It's our pleasure. 24,000 of us all chipped in. Sorry about the bubble gum..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAcnDevkTnc&ob=av2n The story that keeps going round and round and round.... kids - ask your dad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h1oRP7FfBw&ob=av2n The taxman's taken all my dough And left me in my old ****hole Lazin' on a sat'day afternoon I can't **** in a pot He's taken everythin' I've got All I've got's this sat'day afternoon. Save me, save me, save me from BC I've got the Russian Mafia tryin' a break me And I love to live so pleasantly Live this life of luxury Lazin' on a sat'day afternoon. In the autumn time. In the autumn time. In the autumn time. The admin's run off with our car And Chanrai's milked us from afar, Lawrence charged with drunkeness and cruilty Now I'm sitting here Sipping at insepid beer Lazin' on a sat'day afternoon Help me, help me, help me sail away Well give me two good reasons, why I oughta stay Coz I love to live so pleasantly Live this life of luxury Lazin' on a sat'day afternoon In the autumn time In the autumn time In the autumn time

More importantly do we all get a day off of work? I'll ask the boss....

To lose it would imply that they had it in the first place and ever since the Premier League became more important and more powerful than the football's governing bodies in this country, I think they lost control to them.... shocking state to be in....

Good job we no longer have SWP - he'd still be caught offside.....