ooh it's a corner

ok. I'm drinking bud, not particularly cold, but the hotel doesn't have any real beer. (amateurs) Later I will not be washing up or smoking, but may be going for a crap. I'll keep you all posted. COYR

In that surreal position of finding myself away from home midweek, when saints are at home....and having to log in here to see what's going on. What's the format then, do I moan about the team selection, the lack of home support, or whether we need a new chairman/manager tea lady? Or should I post pictures of nuns? What is it that dictates these things?

But the problem with that argument is that the club will be charged more by their bank to process cash, than they will to handle the card transaction. So on the basis that I am saving them money by paying by card, I should receive a discount ?????

a) Because I thought we would lose to Man Utd, City and Arsenal, with more than 2 goals difference in each game. We've done better than that. b) Because the introduction of two new defenders in a back five will always take more than 4 games (1 in the cb's case) to gel c) I'm not

Let's be realistic. Every year in the premiership we always used to get a tonking from someone. I'm as disappointed as the next Saints fan, but let's not go into a blind panic. Would you sooner be 4-1 down away at Arsenal at half time, or nil all at home to Walsall? We've just been spoilt in the past three seasons by winning more than we are used to. This makes getting a spanking hard to take, but it wont be the last one receive this season. I was expecting to be bottom after 4 games, as most of us were. We were hoping/expecting to have more than 0 points, but our points will come. Just not today.

"The trouble with internet quotes, is that they are very hard to validate" Abraham Lincoln, 1863

That happened to mine once. Was just a broken spring. The drum was rattling more than it should because of a lack of tension from the spring. Cost me about £8 to buy a new one, 30 minutes to fix it, and several layers of lost skin fitting the stupid thing :-)

Deano, get a grip of yourself man, that almost sounds like sympathy..... :-)

Cant believe Gazza was more than £2m?

It's a mechanism by which people can say meaningless comments and hope that somewhere on the planet, one or more of the 7 billion inhabitants is listening to them Portsmouth use it, but theirs is called "Twa!ter"

Never in doubt in my opinion......

Get him and his Indian cousin will come as part of the deal. you guessed it, Mr Singh

No matter how bad it gets, cleavage always helps

Can you imagine being good enough/confident enough/stupid enough to knock back a contract worth £75,000 per week? different world......

It would be an interesting poll now, will we/won't we? I think some of the nay-sayers would vote the other way (me included)

that's a lovely image......a blossoming moron...... :-)

Is that the old bill, or the old bill's old bill, or is it a new bill from the old bill..... i could go on for ages.....

Sums up why it is impossible for this little country of ours to support four professional football divisions. Tier three football with low crowds and still relatively high earners (compared to the average man in the street). I do wish football governance would do some governing

I did the same thing with Betfair, but instead of 1 pint, they now owe me £14.75. Marvellous. I can buy several pints for that (although in fairness my stake was a tenner) (oh, and to answer the original question, 1 pint)

C'mon mush, you're having a laugh, arent ya?

Only as a temporary measure....

Chairman's head in a horse's bed would work better* * This comment does not condone, or incite violence of any kind

Minus 9. still bottom then...........

hahahahahahahaahhaha the scummer scores hahhhahahahaha. up yours pompey

harsh. That will be one of the bigger attendances in the third tier this weekend