Suhari

Yeah!!! A striker in the starting lineup. ....It's AArma. Fuckmylife. I'm getting another Leo

We're getting properly stuffed up the Arse tonight. (Anyone done that one? Not checked. Pissed in a foreign place.)

Presumably that would be the end for Selles here. He surely wouldn't go back to being a coach or assistant.

Surely they'll be decent options this summer. Given the SR investment, we should be a relatively attractive proposition (assuming Semmens fucks off, and Rasmus backs off a bit). Which prem jobs will be up for grabs? Not many. And there's quite a few candidates. It could be good: assuming Rasmus shuts his laptop, parks his hipster shit and let's Wilcox earn his corn.

Yeah. I'm not staying up for it either. I'll brace myself for waking up to the horror the morning after. (A bit like my student days.)

Sit down and take a few deep breaths.

Thought we had that already, boyo? Did anyone ever learn the translation for 'Romeo, done'?

They'll be no Great Escape this season, sadly. What id give for a new Pahars and the guts and fight we had in that team back then.

He's been a false number 10 for his whole Saints career; why not try him as a false 9?

Watched the game drinking with a Newcastle fan. He made the point early on: do these players know they're bottom? Do they care? Why are they being so passive? The words 'turgid' and 'clueless' were used more than once in our conversation.

Was going to post something, but just can't be bothered. Dismal club.

I need to get seriously drunk. (In moderation kids. Know your limits).

Harsh. Yet hard to disagree.

It's the hope that hurts. And the lack of organisation. That hurts too. And the absence of goals. That's pretty painful. And the lack of effort. That's painful too. And being completely shit from top to bottom. That smarts somewhat, if I'm being completely honest.

Atrocious. Pathetic. I need a thesaurus .

Turgid, insipid, weak, dull. Going down with a whimper, which is just pathetic. Selles: make some changes and fucking go for it you clown. The ladyboys are demanding it.

And remembering a few years ago when it was close to gourmet.

KWP waving the play forward, then an aimless punt from the back. Poor.

Looking forward to seeing the energetic press from Aribo. Lazy bastard. (I reckon if we slag him off enough in the next 25 minutes he'll play a blinder, so we all look daft).

Aribo upfront I guess? #movement No Aarma in the squad (again). Selles really doesn't rate Tall Paul, doe he? Ah well. Off to get drunk I guess.

Yep. Probably this. Plus: last 10 minutes, they're sitting deep and we're playing keep ball between CBs and GK. Good for the completed passes stats though. Not optimistic.

Tuning in for this one from a bar in Bangkok. The omens are not good: last time I watched a game here we lost 0-6 to Chelsea. Tempted to make a deal with the gods of football: if we win by 3 goals I'll shag a ladyboy. But only if she/he is wearing a nuns outfit. (Although I wouldn't, because desperate as I am for a win, there are limits). (Plus, my wife wouldn't let me). COYRs!

I wonder if we'll see our younger 'investment' type playes go out on loan to PL clubs? SR might choose to try and increase their value for another season, rather than cashing in now. Would make sense for their business model, depending on how they factor in relegation of course.

Goal!

Haaland is a funny looking fucker. Always reminds me of the fish from American Dad