Suhari

Ummm.....

Still learning to walk on water.

Fandab on? Why not Perraud?!

Walker-Peters on the phone to his agent......

Went for a piss. Did I miss anything?

Wonder if Ralph has had a nice break, and would fancy coming back now we've got a couple of better attackers?

That goal was, to be fair, mesmerising. But how can we be so poorly organised to allow it? We are a very badly coached team now. Just no structure or organisation.

Have me managed to put 3 passes together yet?

Nearly a second. We're so weak and passive.

Well that's started well.

Tuning in from beautiful Gent. With the greatest respect, I'm not expecting much. Hopefullyad-Nate can inspire something respectable. COYRs.

It's been chilly recently.

AA to score first. Get yer bets on !

Do you happen to be carrying anything that resembles a pink dildo?

Maybe we could get both. Is Ayew better than Che?

Wow. Log off for a bit and suddenly there are some exciting links. Maybe an interesting day tomorrow then. Who's on plane watch?

We're fucked, aren't we.

Hell yeah.

Wide player and CM? Surely not the fabled 'number 9'?!

Good post, this.

Been away in York, so not able to follow the game. How shit were we? Is Mad-Nate still clueless?

I'm hoping it's work letting me take something other than Eurostar stand class when I go over next week.

Fucking do it. The lols will be immense. (Yes. I'm a middle-aged man and I said 'lols'. What of it?)

Be thankful. I remember a certain January, record-signing referring to the manager he followed here as "The Master"!

Seems a sensible signing as backup. Wonder how far away Tino is now?