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And we thought we'd get away with all that ££ for Obafemi. "There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again." Wise words dubya, wise words.

"Get the guitar Adam...." So what becomes of you my club Now Russel Martin starts his job The handbags and the gladrags That he wore to Staplewood on his first day.

He's only just started and it's already handbags at Staplewood.

With the changes it's all a bit of a whirlwind.

Time we accepted our new role as a lower league team, and as the minnows of the south coast. It saddens me though: I still remember the good old days when we were all just honoured to be in the same league as them. Really, this pre-season fixture is going to be like a cup final to us, so I expect a big turnout.

Ahhh, memories of 'The Master'.

Fucking state of that.

He's a great technician though - no problem curling it round a u-bend.

Does this explain the delay in announcing RM?

Aged 70. More than a little impressive. I salute you, sir. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-65944866

Anyone know where RM is? Perhaps he's taking a holiday before starting the new gig.

Is it too early in teh Summer to have an 'Insane' signing?

Sadly this is true. Not been the same since.

Tight northern bastards.

Wow. How much added time? Liking the win.

WH score in the last minute!!!!

That didn't last long.

Goooooaaaaaaallllll! (Jellied eels).

Penalty WH!

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Yes. It was completely unsubtle too. Laughable.

Italians diving and faking already. When did Moyes morph into Pat Butcher?

With Poch as the manager, perhaps things will change there.

#LabiaWatch

All of which would be better at stopping shots going between their legs.