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Ohhh the humanity! How unfair that would be to the little darlings.

Pretty frustrating waiting for sales to be made before we can sign replacements. Still a long time before the window SLAMS shut of course. Hoping we unblock the u-bend this week.

Although he did say he thought MaCarthy played well.....

Unlucky Tella.

Stu!

MacCarthy really is shit.

Evening all. Nice to see some football. Played some nice stuff earlier. A bit of entertainment.

Do you get to arrange stupid friendlies like this in the latest FM?

Does Saintsplayer etc. carry streams for The Championship?

Are you a Scottish bloke, in Kenya?

Shame if Sully goes. Think he could've been fantastic in the Championship.

I've heard we're looking to bring in Harry Grout when his probabtion comes up. (Look it up, kiddies!)

Weren't there *allegedly* some other factors in his sudden move?

He would cock in The Championship.

You can't put a value on memories like that. We have had a fair few 'game changers' over the years!

But, but, but....that's not fair! Ohhh, the poor Scousers. Everyone knows we should be letting them choose the fee for any of our players. We should be honoured to let them buy players from us. Honestly. I really feel for them. (Has anyone got a gif of a 'Scouse kid crying?)

That's a Prosecco signing. Young, bubbly and easy to take. Cheers Shea.

FFS. That lineup has relegation battle written all over it. Haven't SR learnt anything yet? RM out. Clown.

They're showing some financial commitment, that's for damn sure. Let's hope the guys on the pitch can deliver for them (and us).

I like it. Let's use alcoholic drinks to describe our signings this year. Terms like 'insane' and 'unbelievable' are so last year (and so 'prem'). So....who will be our champagne signing? Who will be a Guinness?

Dildo brothers pull out of JWP on the same day Willy quits. There could be an innuendo there somewhere.

I have had a gin or three. It's been a long week. The last sentence of your post has given me the 'ooohh matron' giggles.

Important questions need to be asked: wtf is going on with KWPs hair?!

I fucking hate it when sellers add a handling fee.

Early days, but they look favourites to win the transfer window.